The UK (United Kalif) General

[Guest]

It's like that family guy joke about a guy with a gun and two bullets taking over England.

[Guest]

I think they're used to being beta cucks after their little island has been conquered by everyone and their mother.

This is mighty rich coming from a Kraut. Britain's only been successfully invaded three times, by the Romans, the Saxons and the Normans.
Krautland has been successfully invaded by the following:
- The Huns
- The Romans
- The Frogs
- The Frogs, again
- The Mongols
- The Fucking Swedes
- The Frogs, again
- Again with the Frogs
- The Anglos
- The Americans
- Yet more Frogs
- The Canucks
- The Poles
- The Fucking Belgians
- The Russians

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A few corrections, if I may be so bold.

>Huns & Mongols

You mean like they did with pretty much every other part of Europe that was in their way?

>Frogs

Napoleon enlisted the help of backstabbing Bavarians. Nothing we could do.

>Romans

You mean the same Romans who couldn't even conquer half of Germania and had to build a fucking wall to keep out the part of Germania that was too hardcore for them?

[Le Redditeur]

Forgot to mention the Danish and the Swedes in the Thirty Years War.

[veris leta facies]

This is what kills me about you Eurofags. Our police have weapons they are trained to draw and shoot with.

Only a small part of Europe has unarmed police officers.



Norwegian police isn't really even unarmed, they have their weapons in their squad cars, but do not carry those with them.

[Guest]

A few corrections, if I may be so bold.

By all means but your 'corrections' seem to me more like straight up denial

You mean like they did with pretty much every other part of Europe that was in their way?

Never invaded Britain

Napoleon enlisted the help of backstabbing Bavarians. Nothing we could do.

What about the other fifty times the Frogs have fucked you? Not to mention it was Clemenceau, the Frog Prime Minister, who demanded the infamous harsh reparations at Versailles.

You mean the same Romans who couldn't even conquer half of Germania and had to build a fucking wall to keep out the part of Germania that was too hardcore for them?

This is rather splitting hairs, don't you think?

Forgot to mention the Danish and the Swedes in the Thirty Years War.

I mentioned the Swedes

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Huns & Mongols weren't really big into boats. Mongols probably also still had PTSD from their failed attempts at invading Glorious Nihon.

And I am indeed splitting hair. Whatever the Romans managed to conquer is not properly-evolved.

[Guest]

>Britain's been conquered by everyone
>It's hard to invade an island nation
Sounds like a massive case of cognitive dissonance there, Voicey

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Keep attention to the context. It's hard to invade if you're a slant-eyed horsefucker.

[Guest]

>Muh context
>Only slant-eyes can't invade an island nation
>That's why there's only been three successful invasions of Britain ever