Germany aka Krautland

[Guest]

You Germans could also stop voting for terrible politicians. That might do the trick.

Terrible politicians are the only kind they're allowed to vote for

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also the only ones you can even vote in the first place. Any halfway decent and sane person goes to the free market instead.

[Kugelfisch]

You Germans could also stop voting for terrible politicians. That might do the trick.

Terrible politicians are the only kind they're allowed to vote for

We don't get to pick chancellor candidates so we always get a choice between two mainstream career politicians. There has never been a good choice in my lifetime.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Jeebus, she looks like a puppet. Why the fuck have I only noticed this now ?!

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[Guest]

Jeebus, she looks like a puppet.

>Looks like

Why the fuck have I only noticed this now ?!

Probably because it's taken this long for her to age enough that you can just see the evil on her face. Sort of like how the North Korea lady looks like what she is

Frau Merkel in more innocent timesShow

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So Germany has finally classified that little kerfuffle with the Nama and Herero as a genocide, promising about 1 billion in not-reparations.
Naturally they want more, preferrably as much as we gave the Jews. They also demand to have "their land back", which is a bit confusing considering Germany hasn't actually owned Namibia in more than a century.

I would propose that they approach the Namibian government for this. I am sure they will be very receptive of the wishes of fellow Africans, and will in no way call their military to finish off what the Reich has started.

[Guest]

I'm sure they'll spend that billion euros wisely :3

[Kugelfisch]

How pointless. A reasonable government would've just ignored them. What are they going to do?

[RAPEMAN]

How pointless. A reasonable government would've just ignored them. What are they going to do?

I'll warn you Germany, if you pay them reparations once they'll be hanging off your balls for generations demanding money. Fucking natives do this to us all the time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They've already refused the idea of paying actual reparations. They don't actually like paying reparations, which is why they usually avoid calling past genocides genocides (except this time for some reason). We've learned form this whole Holocaust thing, you see?