The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

[Kugelfisch]

I guess the Muslims bitched to much.

Did they? Or wasn't it woke whites that were the only ones complaining, as is so often the case? Because I'm not aware of any kind of Arab or Muslim opinion about The Legend of Zelda.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe it was the feminists. After all, the Gerudos are a bunch of sexy desert hoes who bow down to the only male of their race.

[Kama]

It is very significant, though that it’s the Jew that has the triforce of power, while the two white people have the triforce of courage and wisdom

[RAPEMAN]

I think the triforce is an old European symbol. This is why Nintendo could never trademark it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's the literal mon of the Hōjō clan.

[RAPEMAN]

Ah.

[Kugelfisch]

It's three fucking triangles assembled lazily. Not exactly an original design.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Yes, but they're equilateral triangles, which is super.

[Kama]

[Le Redditeur]

Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I review Jewish propaganda so you don't have to! Today we're taking on (((Spielberg)))'s greatest work on >muh holohoax, Shindler's List...