God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Lindsay's Liver]

A knockout punch.

[Lindsay's Liver]

What kind of man writes like this?

[mad bum]

That's the sort of wording normies use to fool people into thinking they're smart. Meanwhile Trump is like.

[Guest]

What kind of man writes like this?

Andy Ostroy must be the new hip term for faggot.

[Guest]

the donald was just a meme circle jerk anyway, those faggots should of just made there own forum.

Apparently they tried to delete the sub rather than let the Admins take it over but reedit simply reopened it. The last remaining oldmods have locked it down and put in a canary to let everyone know when it's officially taken away.

[Kugelfisch]

What kind of man writes like this?

He forgot to call Trump a virgin. Is Bloomberg the hill this idiot wants to die on? He should be mad at the Democrats for being unable to find a person that could beat Trump in an election for four years straight. Should be a really easy task if Trump is such an unpopular idiot, right?

[rabidtictac]

Trump really did draw an inside straight on this election year.

First, he gets a bunch of opponents who are memes in their own right. Mike the mini-me knockoff version of himself. Imagine running against a shittier version of you. Someone who is you in every way except shit. Other killer candidates include an open socialist in a country only 40 years out of the Cold War (and immediately after countries like venezuela have started failling), the Rachel Dolezal of native americans, Obama: Brainlet WASP Edition and a gay man who already bowed out.

Next, Trump gets Corona. He had no way of knowing his trade war with China would benefit him like this, but he's in a perfect position to argue his policies have limited the spread of Covid-19 in the USA and that we need more regulations and tariffs on China in the future. Covid makes a perfect argument for him on the dangers of an uncontrolled China and completely open borders. He literally can't fuck this up.

The democrats are still infighting. Aside from a few outliers like RINO Obamacare-loving Mitt, the republicans are presenting a united front with Trump leading. The democrat candidates look like shit next to Trump and nothing catastrophic has happened during Trump's term for them to capitalize on. Their best bet is to run on the Gibs ticket, but their infighting might cost them a shot at doing that, since Bernie is the best Gibs candidate and the DNC is working hard to fuck him over. If Biden wins and puts Warren in the VP ticket, the dems will have an anemic-as-fuck lineup going into the election. 4 more years of Trump vs 4 years of wishy-washy, New Democrat, crony capitalist, hate-the-middle-class-whites, warmongering Obama 3.0.

All of the candidates are over 70, and of them, only Trump acts young and vibrant. He's always full of piss and vinegar, much to the dismay of shitlibs who read his tweets.

[MegaNigger]

Guys, I entered a drawing to have dinner with Trump. If I win. I'm taking a picture with DHI logo by Pibbs.

[Le Redditeur]

Guys, I entered a drawing to have dinner with Trump. If I win. I'm taking a picture with DHI logo by Pibbs.

If you win, don't forget to ask for Trump to record a testimonial saying "Hi Spoony One, this is Donald Trump, President of the United States of America. Stop bring lazy, grow up and get a job. Let's Make America Great Again!"

[MegaNigger]

Guys, I entered a drawing to have dinner with Trump. If I win. I'm taking a picture with DHI logo by Pibbs.

If you win, don't forget to ask for Trump to record a testimonial saying "Hi Spoony One, this is Donald Trump, President of the United States of America. Stop bring lazy, grow up and get a job. Let's Make America Great Again!"

I can do that. Although I was going to ignore Spoony out right, just like the Shitposter in Chief himself would. Can't be bothered with subhumans screeching into their echo chamber on Twitter amirite?