Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[Guest]

It ain't over yet. Cheeto is holding a rally January 6th in DC where he's unveiling his master plan.

He's gonna invest yuge amounts of monies into Space X to build fleets of rockets to send patriotic Americans to Mars and build a new America there.

The Democrat Party, CCP and Commie Party of Russia get together and form the colition and conquer the world and aim to conquer space, kicking off the plot of Starlancer.

He's buying Playboy and making softcore porn great again by making Ivanka the first covergir.

[rabidtictac]

Student loan debt forgiveness is a way to reward all the good little Berias being cranked out of the University system while they continue to pressure the Kulaks.

That debt's not going to just be poofed away, taxpayers will fit the bill.

It's why I don't want student loan debt forgiveness. I don't think it's right that my debt should be written off by the state, even if going to college was a mistake I made at a young age. There should be some consequence. I'd rather the debts remain as a reminder of bad decisions, and the universities be made to suffer for entrapping so many young and dumb people into wage slavery for a worthless degree.

But if our shitty bidenocracy is going to offer to wipe my debts out, I'll take it because fuck them. Why should all the dangerhairs get free college and not me?

[Kugelfisch]

You'll end up paying it one way or another. There is no such thing as a free meal.

[MegaNigger]

You'll end up paying it one way or another. There is no such thing as a free meal.

Ah yes, but you see the can will be kicked down the road just like the Boomers do best! Through the magic of inflation people's monetary amounts will increase even though the monetary value won't. We'll all be making more dollars, see?

[rabidtictac]

We'll look back on our global gerontocracy as one of the biggest mistakes of the modern age. These old fucks have spent a lifetime consooming and ruining the planet. They'll die off and leave us entangled in foreign wars and trade relationships with toxic groups like the CCP, which will take a lifetime to fix.

[Guest]

Taking a lifetime to fix was the best case scenario. We are clearly no longer in that timeline.

[Guest]

Simple fact of the matter is, it's over. Bad guys won. Pack it in and hope that humanity goes extinct soon and the next dominant species is less gay.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

According to The Future is Wild, the next dominant species will be cephalopods, aka tentacle monsters.
A fitting replacement, really.

[Guest]

I for one welcome our new octopus overlords.

[Rapeculture]

At least we'll be making tentacle rape great again.