North Korea and South Korea sitting in a tree...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He has a loli daughter called Kim Ju-ae. There's also his sister Kim Yo-jong, as well as Kim Jong-chul aka "The brother that Un has yet to assassinate". Apparently he made an ass of himself by travelling to Japan with a fake passport from the Dominican Republic.
His sister on the other hand his in much higher standing and is working as Un's propaganda waifu.

[Moe Bitches]

Didn't Shad draw his daughter?

[Dehbashi]

Yeah. The sister is probably next in line who the media pushed during the Olympics. Heck that is probably why they pushed this story because they love her for being a woman.

As I said, South Korea doesn't believe it since according to them nothing has changed up North. I think they said they even saw the fat fuck yesterday through video.

[Le Redditeur]

>woman in charge of nuclear arsenal

Uh-oh.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>implying NK nukes can go kaboom
>implying NK rockets can actually hit anything

[Kugelfisch]

Has he kids?

Is that a joke? Dude likely has several dozens plus just as many brothers. You remember when they pulled him out of the hat? They will never run out of Kims.

[Guest]

Has he kids?

Is that a joke?

They arr rook same I can't figure out who is who.

[Kugelfisch]

They arr rook same I can't figure out who is who.

That as well. They will just magic up a Kim whenever they have to whether there is an actual one left or not. It's not like the population would even dare suggest it's not a legit Kim.

[veris leta facies]

>implying NK rockets can actually hit anything

Kim Jong un: "I can't hit anythiiiiing!!"

[Moe Bitches]

>implying NK rockets can actually hit anything

Kim Jong un: "I can't hit anythiiiiing!!"

"I'm pressing buttons!"