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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:56 pm

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Willie and his wife know they have a good thing going being royalty, which only ends when someone annoys the Brits long enough to put the Brexit on funding them.
Thing is that, other than the Queen herself, the Royals aren't particularly popular anyway. I doubt that Meghan Markle continuing to run her mouth would make any significant difference either way.
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:13 pm

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Tony Schiavone wrote:
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Willie and his wife know they have a good thing going being royalty, which only ends when someone annoys the Brits long enough to put the Brexit on funding them.
Thing is that, other than the Queen herself, the Royals aren't particularly popular anyway. I doubt that Meghan Markle continuing to run her mouth would make any significant difference either way.
Maybe you'll be lucky and she gets Lady Di'd.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:22 pm

They'll more than likely just get divorced. It's not worth it to kill her. She'll never be Queen (or Princess consort or whatever) unless William and all of his children die before Harry does.
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Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:35 pm

Aren't the royals really there for tourism? Most of the people, with the exception of maybe China, who want to see them are fascinated white people. Being shamed is not the best way to convince them to stop over for a visit.

The one who Mudgin are trying to appeal to don't matter. They don't have money, and hate the monarchy for being imperialist anyway. All the woke ones want to see the change but abhor the idea of a queen sitting in her palace with all that wealth that could be spent elsewhere and lots of apologizing that needs to be done.
Only having two kids means the line is that much closer to ending anyway. You know in a few years Harry's going to do the traditional male feminist thing and sleep with some broad in Glasgow.

The climate change excuse is hilarious. Isn't the country getting something like 40% power outages now with their renewables?
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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:49 pm

There are bongs who are retarded enough to think the royal family is a good thing. It's totally trad dood!

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Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:12 pm

Seeing as how fucked up the west is, maybe going full monarchy would be better. You just need to pull out the guillotine ever few generations to root out the blue blood.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:54 pm

Pfft, I never gave a shit about the royal family, although it was pretty fucked that Diana was assassinated.
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:08 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:13 pm
Maybe you'll be lucky and she gets Lady Di'd.
That would require her to be popular for maximum impact.
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Seeing as how fucked up the west is, maybe going full monarchy would be better. You just need to pull out the guillotine ever few generations to root out the blue blood.
Shitty monarchs can be a bitch to get rid off - unless he never had any real power to begin with, in which case why have that position in the first place?
An absolutistic monarchy can also run into the same problem as your typical socialist hellhole: Too much power concentrated in too few incompetent hands generates a lot of shit with which to hit the fan.
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:23 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
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Seeing as how fucked up the west is, maybe going full monarchy would be better.
There's a reason why most countries that had kings either got rid of them or made them powerless, and why America has never believed in kings at all.
You've got exactly the same problem as with today's elected politicians, namely that they're ivory tower elitist pieces of shit who only care about their own personal gain and who are about as far from the common people and what they think and feel as you could possibly be. But, with monarchs you've got the added problem that they're not elected, so they're not accountable to you. The position is hereditary so whether or not the monarch is actually qualified to run a country is irrelevant, all that matters is who daddy is. Monarchs also serve for life, which means you'll be waiting an awfully long time for a shitty monarch to die, assuming you don't die first.
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Poonoo » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:46 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Monarchs also serve for life, which means you'll be waiting an awfully long time for a shitty monarch to die, assuming you don't die first.
This is why many of them were killed, probably even more than we know due to "illnesses" from certain "ingredients" in their food that didn't sit well with them.
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