God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

Johnson was a shitty boxer. Look up the old film of his fights: it's two jackasses slapping at each other for 75 rounds until one falls over from exhaustion.

Getting him exonerated was John McCain's mission for years. You just know he's raging that Trump finally did it.

[Guest]

I guess this is where most Americans gonna be.

Do you guys know what you are in for or still busy looking overseas distracting yourself from HELL?




post your feel when USA will lose WW3 and gonna be eaten alive from the inside by fascists, communists and confederates

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[RAPEMAN]

I'm sorry but rednecks will always win against soy-boys and women. Not even a fair fight.

[rabidtictac]

The rednecks have helmets, shields and sticks. Probably guns too that you don't see or they were afraid to bring out openly. The ones in the picture at least don't look fat and seem like they could swing their sticks pretty hard.

The SJWs look out of shape as a mofo and all of their shit is pink, so I can't even tell if those bats are made of out some scary material or just hollow aluminum. Can't tell with their pink helmets either.

If you're gonna gear up for melee combat, it really helps if you weigh less than 400 pounds and aren't showing a bunch of bare skin. Just sayin'.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But all that fat gives them a Damage Reduction of 10 against blunt damage.

(Also everyone aside from the chick without a shade might actually be a tranny.)

[rabidtictac]

You can't convince me that chris-chan with a hollow aluminum bat is going to stand a chance against Jebediah and his 12 brother-cousins with their CCW permits and birch staves.

I come from a family of rednecks and the average redneck household has about twice as many guns in it as there are people living there.

[Pope Corky III]

I guess this is where most Americans gonna be.

Do you guys know what you are in for or still busy looking overseas distracting yourself from HELL?




post your feel when USA will lose WW3 and gonna be eaten alive from the inside by fascists, communists and confederates

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What spurned this literal retard fight?

[Kugelfisch]

Does it matter? I bet at least half of them don't know either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably a triggering tweet or something.

[Guest]

But all that fat gives them a Damage Reduction of 10 against blunt damage.

I see you did your homework.