Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[RAPEMAN]

Pretty sure that makes him the most popular politician in the history of the world.

Biden? Yeah he's the world's Chris-chan. At the G8 when Biden's drugs wore off they probably had him drop his pants and do a little cooky dance.

[Moe Bitches]

I wonder if Biden would "transition" like Chris did.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'd be genderfluid because he'd constantly forget his current pronouns.

[Kugelfisch]

I am sure you could convince him of the upcoming dimensional merger and the urgency to prepare for it.

Honestly, pose as one of his handlers, give him notes and a quick rundown - that will just wash over him without a trace of understanding like everything else - and he will hold a press conference over that.

[Guest]

Biden thinks you can just shoot people in the knees and they'll be fine just like CWC so he's on the way there.

[Guest]

Biden may be retarded like Chris but my candidate for the Chris-Chan of the US Government is that thing he appointed to be assistant health secretary. I swear I was looking at Chris-Chan just ten years older

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Guest]

Jesus christ dude. Fucking spoiler that

[rabidtictac]

Biological woman, clearly.

[RAPEMAN]

Inflation Spikes in June to Fastest Pace in 13 Years

Who needs retirement.