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Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 1:34 am
by Guest
jpakke wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:27 pm
How's The Mist book? I remember the film being pretty good (minus the grimdark edgy tryhard ending), especially in b&w.
Gay boomer shit.

Everything Steven Kang writes is gay boomer shit.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:46 am
by rabidtictac
Stephen King is a massive hack. I liked The Shining and hated everything else he's touched, including The Stand.

The Pet Sematary movie was kinda ok, but I bet the book was lame. Maximum Overdrive was not good at all, but at least the movie did entertain. :lol: It's sort of like a shitty version of They Live.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:50 am
by Dehbashi
It's funny because Steven King directed Maximum Overdrive because he was bitching about people like Kubrick and his handling of The Shining. :lol:

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:28 am
by Guest
Everything involving Maine is gay. It's impossible not be gay when Maine is involved.

King sucks shit. I remember all the idiots crying about the Dark Tower movie being a travesty because the books were so rich and well-written. Fuck off with those lies straight to hell. King isn't even on the level of Dan Brown, but because he's an obvious pedo he was made famous with adaptions of his terrible coke-fueled fever dreams. The best King adaption was probably The Stand, which takes a hard turn after just a couple episodes and becomes gayer than that queen who bullied August Ames into hanging herself.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 3:29 pm
by Guest
Just finished Johnny Depp's City of Lies. For those that don't remember, it's the detective story about Notorious BIG's murder that got cancelled a couple years over distribution issues (and Amber Heard's filthy thot attack).

Not bad at all. BIG has a song that plays over the end credits and you occasionally hear some old interview snippets of him, but it's not a movie about rap. It's a legit detective movie, and is much more timely now because it's about corrupt LAPD cops that the main character isn't allowed to investigate because they're black and the city is in turmoil over race because of Rodney King and OJ Simpson. (It's set in 1997 and 2015.)

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:23 pm
by Tony Schiavone
>best King adaptation


Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:38 pm
by rabidtictac
Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:51 pm
by Guest
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:38 pm
Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?
It's very loosely adapted from one of the Stephen King novels he didn't write under the name Stephen King because he wanted to see if he could still sell without name recognition. You know, exactly the kind of thing JK Rowling did by pretending to be a man (ironic, given her current viewpoints)

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:30 am
by Guest
Stephen King wrote the Hunger Games?

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:43 am
by Old Black Man
Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:51 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:38 pm
Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?
It's very loosely adapted from one of the Stephen King novels he didn't write under the name Stephen King because he wanted to see if he could still sell without name recognition. You know, exactly the kind of thing JK Rowling did by pretending to be a man (ironic, given her current viewpoints)
>pretending
British men are the masters of drag.