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Superficial token homos to mark off some checkboxes, or an easy way to cut them out for the Chinese market?
The answer is probably both.
The answer is probably both.
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What a great spaghetti western, one of the final great ones of its kind. Spaghetti westerns really died off somewhere between 1973-1974, but this one was an exception, a late classic. So many great scenes, like 21:45: "Without looking at it?", "You're wrong. There are two men who can. Our pa is one and the other is.." *cuts to the shared memory-flashback of all the brothers*, Ah, Keoma.
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Saberspark is a soy-guzzling faggot, but he's not wrong here.
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It Chapter Two (2019)
BOOORING! Unbelievably boring and repetitive crap that goes on for three fucking hours! How the hell this fucking shit got so many positive reviews? Well, most of the movie reviews these days are just shilling. Shit dialog, shit jokes, not scary, CGI monsters that made me want to puke, constant predictable jump scares. At one point one of the main characters was lying on a ground screaming "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!" into sewer, did they got George Lucas to write the dialog? There were at least three nearly identical scenes where some character runs away from Pennywise and is stopped by a locked door, oh fuck WTF am I going to do now!? Why are they even escaping it? It can't do shit, it's just there to make some cheap jump scares and to talk childish crap and it can be defeated by calling it a clown, what a joke.
Some absolute donkeys who praise this piece of manure have said that it's better second time around. Yeah, I got news for you: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING WATCH IT EVER AGAIN, this being one of the most mind-numbingly boring three hours I've experienced in years.
BOOORING! Unbelievably boring and repetitive crap that goes on for three fucking hours! How the hell this fucking shit got so many positive reviews? Well, most of the movie reviews these days are just shilling. Shit dialog, shit jokes, not scary, CGI monsters that made me want to puke, constant predictable jump scares. At one point one of the main characters was lying on a ground screaming "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!" into sewer, did they got George Lucas to write the dialog? There were at least three nearly identical scenes where some character runs away from Pennywise and is stopped by a locked door, oh fuck WTF am I going to do now!? Why are they even escaping it? It can't do shit, it's just there to make some cheap jump scares and to talk childish crap and it can be defeated by calling it a clown, what a joke.
Some absolute donkeys who praise this piece of manure have said that it's better second time around. Yeah, I got news for you: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING WATCH IT EVER AGAIN, this being one of the most mind-numbingly boring three hours I've experienced in years.
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The only good thing about IT has been Curry hamming it the fuck up. I'm not going to read that crap or watch some remake.
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They just can't make the adult portion of the novel not suck, can they?
One of the most bizarre things was probably how the sequel was almost a black comedy at times, whereas the fist one had a more consistent tone.
One of the most bizarre things was probably how the sequel was almost a black comedy at times, whereas the fist one had a more consistent tone.
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Most of Hollywood stopped reading after the child gangbang scene. The pages were stuck together, you seeVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:51 amThey just can't make the adult portion of the novel not suck, can they?
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But the novel jumped between past and present every chapter.
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Never read it. All I know is there's a child gangbang scene, which King probably typed with one hand, Hollywood ((producers)) probably read the book with one hand and, after they'd finished, thought 'G-d, how do we get this on film?'
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