Movie Thread

[CuckTurdginson]

I’ll probably watch the Scorsese movie he’s in this year.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe they'll greenlight a new The Mummy sequel where it turns out that O'Connell's son died and he himself gets replaced with a feminist activist.
Wait, I think that sounds too much like Indy 5...

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Now that Shortround has an Oscar - it begs the question, would him being in Indy 5 improve the movie?

Nope. Nothing can save that film. Anything Kathleen Kennedy touches guarantees a shit product. Period.

[CuckTurdginson]

Including ET and Jurassic Park?

I doubt they called that Ke Quan would be a big name again - doesn’t seem like the kind of movie where people would be that smart.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I listened to NPR last weekend and heard a discussion of how the Oscars should eliminate the Best Actor and Best Actress categories..Instead, they would simply have Best Performance in a Comedy and Best Performance in a Drama with no mention of gender. This solves this issue of how to nominate non-binary actors and fits in with Current Year attitudes..

The NPR shitlibs thought that was a great idea. There's only problem with it, someone said. WHAT IF--gasp!--all of the acting nominees one year end up being men?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You simply hand out two awards per category, thus keeping the binary intact.
Wait...

[rabidtictac]

How the hell do you guys even enjoy modern movies? I can't get any joy from anything movies unless I'm watching some super old shit.

I went ages without watching movies at all and only in the last couple days started up Legendary Weapons of China. Pretty fun.

[ebin namefag]

How the hell do you guys even enjoy modern movies? I can't get any joy from anything movies unless I'm watching some super old shit.

I went ages without watching movies at all and only in the last couple days started up Legendary Weapons of China. Pretty fun.

I think you have to be un-evolved to enjoy watching movies. Certainly modern ones. It's not stimulating entertainment for the modern man.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How the hell do you guys even enjoy modern movies?

Go toku or go home.

[rabidtictac]

Tokushit are your kung fu movies. I get it.