Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Shittershatterer Shatner doesn't give a fuck. Being a faggot on purpose? You're still being a faggot!

They will eternally be bothered about him calling them fags, no matter what context, Shatner has already forgotten about them.

[Moe Bitches]

Winner, winner, HIV-Sinner.

[Guest]

turns out the prize was AIDS

[Guest]

turns out the prize was AIDS

AIDS isn't the prize, it's The Gift(tm).

[Kugelfisch]

And when it comes to that, Charlie is Santa Clause.

[Guest]

Charlie is Santa Clause.

Charlie is Tim Allen? I thought Tim Allen was Tim Allen

What a weird career turn for Charlie

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Just watched Those Who Want Me Dead, the Angelina Jolie firefighter movie. Hard pass. It feels like a Netflix movie: mid-budget, generic direction, awful action, poor writing.

I thought I was getting Howie Long's Firestorm with a woman, but I got some bullshit trying to subvert my expectations. The guy from the Punisher show is in here, but he does nothing but get shot and die. Meanwhile, his sassy black wife who is never named suddenly becomes the hero of the movie, outfighting and outsmarting trained special forces-type assassins. She literally rides through the woods of Montana on a white horse, nappy hair flying heroically. Also, Angelina's character is in love with a black dude with braids who is also the boss of all the hillbilly firefighters in Montana. Also, a black guy is the boss of the white assassins. Lesson: whites inept, blacks heroic and great at everything.

God what a piece of anti-White faggotry. It was directed by the faggot who wrote Sicario and he should be banned from ever doing anything ever again.

The only positive thing I can say is Angelina was kind of hot in this, something I haven't been able to say since 2010 (Salt). She hasn't really aged, and if she would put on twenty pounds she would be hella bangable.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Ridley Scott's latest masterpiece. Kylo Ren fights Jason Bourne for the honor of Rey Palpatine's mom while Batfleck watches. Rey's mom is a girlboss, however, and don't need no man.

700-year-old historical spoilers:

According to the wikipedia, Kylo Ren was accused of raping Rey's mom but was acquitted because he obviously didn't do it. The movie, however, seems to be going all in on him being guilty, which isn't surprising coming from Scott, one of the hackiest big budget directors to ever grace the screen.

tl;dr - aren't men foolish?

[JL Unlimited]

According to the wikipedia, Kylo Ren was accused of raping Rey's mom but was acquitted because he obviously didn't do it. The movie, however, seems to be going all in on him being guilty, which isn't surprising coming from Scott, one of the hackiest big budget directors to ever grace the screen (((Nicole Holofcener))).

Fight the real enemy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"He obviously didn't do it" = "He got away scot-free thanks to the patriarchy"

Get with the times, bigot.