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Anyone who let the whole "heart ripped out and guy still alive" thing slide has to forgive the fridge. Or that time that Indiana Jones casually proved God's existence and never mentioned it again. Or that time they jumped off a plane in an inflatable boat and gently kissed the river below.
These movies have always been pulpy and ridiculous, and changing the theme from magic treasure to flying saucer doesn't affect the quality of them. Neither does five seconds of CG monkeys. The action and pacing of Crystal Skull is just as on point as it was in the first three films. So is the acting. Yes, Shia too. He's fine. It's not Spielberg's fault he became a meme later.
These movies have always been pulpy and ridiculous, and changing the theme from magic treasure to flying saucer doesn't affect the quality of them. Neither does five seconds of CG monkeys. The action and pacing of Crystal Skull is just as on point as it was in the first three films. So is the acting. Yes, Shia too. He's fine. It's not Spielberg's fault he became a meme later.
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You're as fucking gay as I remember you. Possibly worse than Lee Davidge's stalker.
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Plus Indy is literally worse than Hitler for not assassinating the literal Hitler when he was standing right in front of him.Rushy wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 7:26 pmAnyone who let the whole "heart ripped out and guy still alive" thing slide has to forgive the fridge. Or that time that Indiana Jones casually proved God's existence and never mentioned it again. Or that time they jumped off a plane in an inflatable boat and gently kissed the river below.
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Crystal Skull didn't have the charm of the other ones. And Shia has always been a faggot and it's unforgivable to put him in anything but his cuck shed or a guillotine.
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Who?Rapeculture wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 7:41 pmYou're as fucking gay as I remember you. Possibly worse than Lee Davidge's stalker.
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Some guy in an anime fursuit.Rushy wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 8:47 pmWho?Rapeculture wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 7:41 pmYou're as fucking gay as I remember you. Possibly worse than Lee Davidge's stalker.
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Maybe he was asking who Lee Davidge is.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 8:55 pmSome guy in an anime fursuit.Rushy wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 8:47 pmWho?Rapeculture wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 7:41 pmYou're as fucking gay as I remember you. Possibly worse than Lee Davidge's stalker.
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I hate to quote the Plinkett review - but with Crystal Skull I still agree with Third Reich Mike. Fords performance is adequate - but him being in his 60s doesn’t make the movie as fun - because you’re supposed to be projecting yourself onto the character. Nobody’s going to want to watch Fast and Furious 22 with Vin Diesel at 80 years old.
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If they tuned in for Fast X, they'll tune in for Fast XX. These films abandoned originality long ago, if they ever had it.
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Your take is shit.Rushy wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 7:26 pmAnyone who let the whole "heart ripped out and guy still alive" thing slide has to forgive the fridge. Or that time that Indiana Jones casually proved God's existence and never mentioned it again. Or that time they jumped off a plane in an inflatable boat and gently kissed the river below.
These movies have always been pulpy and ridiculous, and changing the theme from magic treasure to flying saucer doesn't affect the quality of them. Neither does five seconds of CG monkeys. The action and pacing of Crystal Skull is just as on point as it was in the first three films. So is the acting. Yes, Shia too. He's fine. It's not Spielberg's fault he became a meme later.
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