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Nord pays well, offers ad reads to everyone and doesn't force a script. I don't begrudge people shilling them. It's easy money.
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This one is pretty good, actually. I can understand what they're saying.Complicity wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 4:17 amBurgers singing in Italian sounds uncannily similar to Japs singing in English:
The average Engrish song, I can only understand about 0-15% of it.
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Englishio on the other hand never leaves any doubt.
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Spiral sucks, but its not unfunny.
Chris Rock isn't a terrible dramatic actor, but he's poorly directed here, so he comes off as miscast here. His pretend grittiness comes off as inappropriate more than once, and that gets pretty funny.
The traps are absurd, the twist doesn't make a lick of sense, and Sam Jackson is in full on motherfucker mode (meaning this shitty sequel to a mostly shitty franchise got more mileage out of Sam Jackson than the Star Wars Prequels or the Mediocre Cinematic Universe) - so if you rented it and got sloshed there's maybe some potential? Its not unfunny.
Chris Rock isn't a terrible dramatic actor, but he's poorly directed here, so he comes off as miscast here. His pretend grittiness comes off as inappropriate more than once, and that gets pretty funny.
The traps are absurd, the twist doesn't make a lick of sense, and Sam Jackson is in full on motherfucker mode (meaning this shitty sequel to a mostly shitty franchise got more mileage out of Sam Jackson than the Star Wars Prequels or the Mediocre Cinematic Universe) - so if you rented it and got sloshed there's maybe some potential? Its not unfunny.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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Spiral lost me the minute they said Tobin Bell isn't coming back. Who gives a shit about a Jigsaw copycat or the "Book of Saw"? This is just Friday the 13th: A New Beginning all over again.
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They might as well have bought him back.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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Hollywood doesn't even know what a proper trap is even supposed to be.
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Goddamnit Voice.
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The Saw franchise can only be improved with a bit of psychological and body horror.
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