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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 13, 2021 1:21 am

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Post by Liar Revealed » Thu May 13, 2021 5:36 am

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 13, 2021 7:47 am

Englishio on the other hand never leaves any doubt.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri May 14, 2021 12:32 pm

Spiral sucks, but its not unfunny.

Chris Rock isn't a terrible dramatic actor, but he's poorly directed here, so he comes off as miscast here. His pretend grittiness comes off as inappropriate more than once, and that gets pretty funny.

The traps are absurd, the twist doesn't make a lick of sense, and Sam Jackson is in full on motherfucker mode (meaning this shitty sequel to a mostly shitty franchise got more mileage out of Sam Jackson than the Star Wars Prequels or the Mediocre Cinematic Universe) - so if you rented it and got sloshed there's maybe some potential? Its not unfunny.
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Post by Rushy » Fri May 14, 2021 1:01 pm

Spiral lost me the minute they said Tobin Bell isn't coming back. Who gives a shit about a Jigsaw copycat or the "Book of Saw"? This is just Friday the 13th: A New Beginning all over again.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri May 14, 2021 1:03 pm

They might as well have bought him back.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 14, 2021 4:17 pm

Hollywood doesn't even know what a proper trap is even supposed to be.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Fri May 14, 2021 4:35 pm

Goddamnit Voice.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 14, 2021 4:40 pm

The Saw franchise can only be improved with a bit of psychological and body horror.
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Post by Guest » Fri May 14, 2021 5:10 pm

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