Movie Thread

[ebin namefag]

Elizabeth Banks's next movie as a director, out next year, is called "Cocaine Bear". It stars Ray Liotta in his last role. This is the IMDB plot synopsis:
It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.

Sounds Reddit.

OKAY, I'm listening. I'd see that.

That confirms it.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Bullshit! She was going hard on the femshit angle. They went harder with the whole "watch or you're basically a nazi" marketing than even Fembusters.
You made your bed, now lay in it!

It's true that men won't take direction from women well, though. They haven't earned it. When you live on easy mode, you don't get to tell guys what to do. No determined man listens to women.

Especially not a woman who's in the industry because she was attractive 20 years ago and let elderly kikes cum on her face.

[Kugelfisch]

Not even for a dyke. Norah Vincent, most well-known as "That dyke that pretended to be a man for 18 months.", had herself killed in Switzerland because realizing how difficult life as a man was fucked her shit up forever.

She was as close to understanding what it's like as any woman ever gets and she couldn't handle it.
And yet some random cumdumpster thinks she gets to tell a guy, even a gay one like Tom Cruise, what to do?
Bitch, he's a faggot but he's ten times of a perfectionist and professional as you are! He denied himself decades of cock cravings to get where he is, while you just had to kneel there, taking Weinstein's load to the face.

Get the fuck out of here, thinking any man will ever respect you enough for an action movie! Especially after that awful bomb you made, telling all men to fuck off.

[RedLine]

Who here is gonna go see BROS? It's the manliest movie of the year.

Bad opening weekend
https://movieweb.com/billy-eichner-bros-box-office/

What's funny is that the writer probably fucked up the narrative by publicly saying he was disappointed with the result. If he had just claimed success I think the headlines would have agreed.

[Dehbashi]

This guy is right. No one gave two fucks about this movie until INs came along. I remember people sperging out when Doge said for Disneycember that the movie was shit. He then did a Nostalgia Critic episode explaining why it was shit and they refused to get it. Not surprising that the sequel is shit as well.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The best witches movie will always be 1990s The Witches. Whereas the virgin Hocus Pocus just had Bette Midler doing her most retarded rat face, the chad The Witches had a quality hag and rat hag makeup.

What's funny is that the writer probably fucked up the narrative by publicly saying he was disappointed with the result. If he had just claimed success I think the headlines would have agreed.

Billy Eichner is disappointed in Bros coming up short, suggesting that straight people "just didn't show up" for the film's premiere.

"How come only the target audience for this movie showed up?!"

[RedLine]

Honestly $4.9M doesn't seem all that bad considering

• It's a comedy movie about a neurotic guy getting butt fucked by a muscley lawyer

• the cast has no popular recognition

• The trailer looked like a conservative parody of a shitlib movie

• a lot shitlibs still don't go to movie theaters because of COVID virtue-signaling.

[Le Redditeur]

It would have been OK if Bidenomics didn't make $4.9 million dollars worth way less coke and underaged prostitutes than it was a few years ago. Now it's just a tragic failure!

[Lindsay's Liver]

Men don't see rom-coms at all unless a woman drags them to it. And a gay rom-com doesn't interest most women. Women like these stupid movies because they want to imagine that their life is like the one on the screen. Seeing gay men's love lives doesn't have that appeal.

So a movie like "Bros" is stuck playing to a niche

[Kugelfisch]

At least it's as unrealistic as RomComs for women. Actual faggots don't have relationships until they are old or try to adopt a child to rape. Until then, they are out of control, hypergamous disease spreaders.