Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

If they tuned in for Fast X, they'll tune in for Fast XX.

Yeah I don't think there's much that registers in those people's heads. It's an even more NPC franchise than Mahvel capeshit.

[Complicity]

These movies have always been pulpy and ridiculous, and changing the theme from magic treasure to flying saucer doesn't affect the quality of them.

The point of the original trilogy is that ancient myths and religion were real.
Sci-fi shit like aliens and time travel doesn't mix with ancient myths and religion, and/or outright contradicts them.
On top of that Ford is too old, and Shia LeBitch and that other feminazi cunt are as likeable as Biri Biri Larson.
A sane businessman would have cast a young, popular actor as Indy and kept the story about ancient civilizations.
But Pedowood is instead full of liberal spinsters.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We will never have stories about young Indy again. The whole concept of the adventurer-archeologist is aggressively colonial. He steals from natives, remeber?

[Rushy]

The point of the original trilogy is that ancient myths and religion were real.

The point of the original trilogy was to make a big budget version of shit Lucas and Spielberg like

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

The point of the original trilogy is

To sell toys. That's it. Even the godawful PT managed that. Somehow, Disney found a way to fuck that up, too.

[Complicity]

The point of the original trilogy is

To sell toys. That's it. Even the godawful PT managed that. Somehow, Disney found a way to fuck that up, too.

I didn't know there were toys based on Indiana Jones.
Please tell me there's an action figure of that autistic nazi from Lost Ark, and when you pull the arm to Seig Heil his face melts.

[CuckTurdginson]

I think Gendos getting a seizure from the coof vax.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Fuck my brain, I wasn't paying attention and thought of Söy Wars. I'll see myself out...

[Le Redditeur]

Fuck my brain, I wasn't paying attention and thought of Söy Wars. I'll see myself out...

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make, since Soy Wars and the Indiana Cuck are made by the same Jews and are similarly uninspired and boring.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The main difference is that Star Wars required four unnecessary sequels to become FUBAR, whereas Indy made do with two.