Movie Thread

[Le Redditeur]

Keanu is a stupid whore making money out of selling garbage to the Reddit audience.

[RAPEMAN]

I can't think of two sequels worse than the Matrix sequels.

[CuckTurdginson]

I can't think of two sequels worse than the Matrix sequels.

Do you *really* mean that?

Revolutions sucks ass - but Reloaded has several enjoyable fights. Shit in the middle was stupid - granted.

Both the 2nd and 3rd Star Wars prequels and the 2nd and 3rd Star Wars sequels are worse than the Matrix sequels.

[Guest]

'I can't think of two sequels worse' /= 'There aren't two sequels worse'. Besides, claiming that the Star Wars prequel and sequel had worse sequels would imply that Phantom Menance and TFA were actually good.

[Guest]

The first Matrix was fun, but even for the time it wasn't anything special. Why anyone expected the sequels to be masterpieces is beyond me. The final fight in Revolutions was cool, but the philosophy in both movies was boring and the real world stuff was pure ass.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even the best Matrix fights are just shounenshit fights without the energy beams.

[Guest]

Natasha Henstridge is a fat fuck. Do not buy any of her movies made post-2010. Do no watch them. Do not look at them when you see them at the movie aisle or on your tv screen. Avert your gaze from that monstrous whale.



Remember her for what she was.

tl;dr - I rented Night of the Sicario because Tasha was looking slim and ready for action on the cover. Total bait and switch as she turned out to be BIGGER THAN EVER. Easily pushing two hundo. She even had those beady little eyes fatties get when their faces expand so much.

[Guest]

Natasha Henstridge is a fat fuck.

Wow, mean!

I saw her in some cop movie or something a few years ago. Her tits have gotten fatter too

[Guest]

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[Le Redditeur]

The Wall stands undefeated.