I dunno. For me to sell out to the Mouse, they'd have to pay me at least half a billionLiar Revealed wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 10:13 pmI don't know if this is actually true. But I would totally sell out for $301,000,000 too.
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Meh, Johnny can go huff himself on all the coke he wants. He's now $300M richer. It's Amber Heard's career that's definitively tanked, no matter how much the media trys to gaslight her critics into becoming GooberGate 2.0: Eletric Boogaloo. She may have to go into actual porn now.
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She was always sort of on the outs tho - she's not an especially good actress so she doesn't have the talent to keep working once her looks fade.
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He specifically said "not for $300 million and a million alpacas".
So $301 million is their initial negotiation offer. I guess they are looking into getting alpacas.
If he was an absolute memelord, he'd ask for a donation to an alpaca farm and have them write that into the contract. That and a fat cut of any Jack Sparrow merch with his likeness.
Either way, I don't blame him. The mouse is crawling on its knees, offering a ridiculous sum and the movie would be a massive hit by default. I'd take that just to gloat at the bedshitter.
So $301 million is their initial negotiation offer. I guess they are looking into getting alpacas.
If he was an absolute memelord, he'd ask for a donation to an alpaca farm and have them write that into the contract. That and a fat cut of any Jack Sparrow merch with his likeness.
Either way, I don't blame him. The mouse is crawling on its knees, offering a ridiculous sum and the movie would be a massive hit by default. I'd take that just to gloat at the bedshitter.
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While I certainly understand and perhaps sympathise with that perspective, the SJW fucktards at The Mouse threw Johnny under the bus for what amounted to unsubstantiated, uncorroborated allegations from his scorned ex-wife once before. There's no reason to think they wouldn't do it again if he gets himself involved in the wrong kind of controversyKugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:27 pmEither way, I don't blame him. The mouse is crawling on its knees, offering a ridiculous sum and the movie would be a massive hit by default. I'd take that just to gloat at the bedshitter.
Meanwhile, Johnny doesn't need Disney and their $301 million. He's got loads of money already, the residuals from all his previous work alone would probably be enough to see him comfortably into old age. His kids are grown, or mostly grown. He doesn't need Disney. Disney need him. Disney are so fucking desperate for a hit that they will milk the Pirates of the Caribbean cow at least one more time, if not over and over.
It's like Mel Gibson and his controversies. I really don't understand why Mel was so eager to come running back to Hollywood and their pulpit when Hollywood have made it clear that they despise him and everything he stands for, and when he probably has enough money from all his films to sustain him well into his old age. Not only that but by doing so, he's basically forfeited his right to voice his opinion on any controversial issue.
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I don't even disagree.
>disney needs him
See, that's point one. A massive win for the ego. Why not make them pay for it to truly drive that one home?
>they would throw him under the bus again
Yup, no doubt about that at all. So what? They've done it once and came crawling back. They threw a ludicrous sum of money at him even, which makes it crystal clear they do. No matter what, they can't even deny it.
He's won. Absolutely. Trump would dream of such a win. Those on the anti-Johnny train are such a tiny group with so little traction, they just look like clowns to just about everyone. They are barely above flat earthers in terms of credibility.
He's got nearly unstoppable momentum. Years of time to put all kinds of allegations on him and nothing. Nobody even corroborated Amber Turd's story besides her sister, and even her just partially, and her single leecher friend.
He's a druggie. That's it. People don't care. Nothing new will come up and if it does, it'll be weaksauce shit. So what if Disney dump him again? It won't even affect him anymore. People will side against Disney.
His reputation is solid.
But that doesn't matter even.
The biggest reason to do it is to fuck Amber Heard up supremely. Not the money, not making a movie he likely would love to be in - nobody of the on-set production crew has anything against him anyway and they will all be glad he's back - but to take the last remnant of power from her.
Not only did he ruin her career after she wanted to ruin his. Not only is his reputation fully repaired. Even the big, fun movie she took from him, he got back. With an even bigger pay cheque. And it'll be a home run success by default, thanks to that extremely public comeback story.
So, I'd take it. Out of spite.
Then hold that $8.3 million payment she owes over her head like a Damocles sword, never requesting it, by never saying I won't enforce it. Torment her with impending bankruptcy, should she dare spring back even remotely.
But then, I'm a petty kind of motherfucker. Maybe, he sees it just like you, declines and figures he's fine.
But I'd systematically fuck her whole world up and never let that shit go. I'd do everything she'd hate.
I'd win ultra hard and tastelessly.
I'd have my lawyer tell her loser lawyer to best shut the fuck up about perpetrating lies she's lost in court for saying, lest she want a second helping of absolute assrape.
Finally, I'd wait for the toxic cunt to rope in a dipshit like James Franco, get money from the sucker and start ganishing her for that $8.35 mil she can't pay. Sound good? *snort* Okay, cool!
Or perhaps not and he's got way more chill and follows your perfectly sound reasoning.
>disney needs him
See, that's point one. A massive win for the ego. Why not make them pay for it to truly drive that one home?
>they would throw him under the bus again
Yup, no doubt about that at all. So what? They've done it once and came crawling back. They threw a ludicrous sum of money at him even, which makes it crystal clear they do. No matter what, they can't even deny it.
He's won. Absolutely. Trump would dream of such a win. Those on the anti-Johnny train are such a tiny group with so little traction, they just look like clowns to just about everyone. They are barely above flat earthers in terms of credibility.
He's got nearly unstoppable momentum. Years of time to put all kinds of allegations on him and nothing. Nobody even corroborated Amber Turd's story besides her sister, and even her just partially, and her single leecher friend.
He's a druggie. That's it. People don't care. Nothing new will come up and if it does, it'll be weaksauce shit. So what if Disney dump him again? It won't even affect him anymore. People will side against Disney.
His reputation is solid.
But that doesn't matter even.
The biggest reason to do it is to fuck Amber Heard up supremely. Not the money, not making a movie he likely would love to be in - nobody of the on-set production crew has anything against him anyway and they will all be glad he's back - but to take the last remnant of power from her.
Not only did he ruin her career after she wanted to ruin his. Not only is his reputation fully repaired. Even the big, fun movie she took from him, he got back. With an even bigger pay cheque. And it'll be a home run success by default, thanks to that extremely public comeback story.
So, I'd take it. Out of spite.
Then hold that $8.3 million payment she owes over her head like a Damocles sword, never requesting it, by never saying I won't enforce it. Torment her with impending bankruptcy, should she dare spring back even remotely.
But then, I'm a petty kind of motherfucker. Maybe, he sees it just like you, declines and figures he's fine.
But I'd systematically fuck her whole world up and never let that shit go. I'd do everything she'd hate.
I'd win ultra hard and tastelessly.
I'd have my lawyer tell her loser lawyer to best shut the fuck up about perpetrating lies she's lost in court for saying, lest she want a second helping of absolute assrape.
Finally, I'd wait for the toxic cunt to rope in a dipshit like James Franco, get money from the sucker and start ganishing her for that $8.35 mil she can't pay. Sound good? *snort* Okay, cool!
Or perhaps not and he's got way more chill and follows your perfectly sound reasoning.
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The trailer for the new D&D movie is out.
That subtitle is terribly generic, but I digress.
What is it with D&D movies being so thief-focused? As if you could ever replace Snail.
And the Black Dragon is vomiting.... mud? Always thought it would be more liquid or gaseous.
(It's acid, btw.)
Who's that underground albino? Is that their replacement for the problematic Drow?
Can Druids wildshape into Owlbears? I thought that only works with normal animals. Must be some weird prestige class or sub-class or whatever you call this shit in 5e. I guess turning into a fucking bear (who is a better fighter than the Fighter) isn't cool enough anymore.
That subtitle is terribly generic, but I digress.
What is it with D&D movies being so thief-focused? As if you could ever replace Snail.
And the Black Dragon is vomiting.... mud? Always thought it would be more liquid or gaseous.
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Can Druids wildshape into Owlbears? I thought that only works with normal animals. Must be some weird prestige class or sub-class or whatever you call this shit in 5e. I guess turning into a fucking bear (who is a better fighter than the Fighter) isn't cool enough anymore.
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Dungeons and Dragons in narrative fiction was only good in the 80's with the fucking cartoon. Make a movie based on that shit.
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I realized a while ago that I haven't watched a full movie in ages. Especially not a new one. Anyone else in the same boat? Or am I just ascribing to everyone something peculiar to myself?
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Or a movie that doesn't appear to steal story beads from the first two D&D movies.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Fri Jul 22, 2022 6:21 amDungeons and Dragons in narrative fiction was only good in the 80's with the fucking cartoon. Make a movie based on that shit.
Or a movie actually based on established campaign settings and/or storylines.
Or a movie about actual murder hobos doing actual dungeon crawling.
Or a movie that actually takes itself halfway seriously and doesn't try to rip off the quirky MCU humor.
Or just a movie where the characters actually talk like characters instead of players.
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