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Re: Books

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:40 pm

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I love count of monty christfag, so I should read this one too.
You should! The whole teleportation stuff makes for an interesting world.
You have to know the exact coordinates and what the place looks like, so businesses have mazes to arrive at to prevent people from just teleporting into the offices.
Women are generally all locked up, as it'd be impossible to protect their modesty otherwise.

Catastrophe areas are swarmed by pillaging rape hobos within minutes of the news getting out.
Criminals are sometimes locked up in entirely dark underground facilities or more often straight up lobotomised, as it's pretty much impossible to lock people up, if they know where they are.

Only concussions or destruction of the frontal lobe can prevent someone to "jaunte", which is what that teleportation is called. It's not a technology! People can just learn to do it.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:54 pm

Can you jaunte behind someone and then unsheathe your katana?
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Re: Books

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 25, 2021 7:08 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Can you jaunte behind someone and then unsheathe your katana?
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Re: Books

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:28 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:54 pm
Can you jaunte behind someone and then unsheathe your katana?
Theoretically, yes.
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I assume the adaptation is more like Game of Thrones
That's exactly what it is. All these streaming platforms are trying to make their rival to Game of Thrones, except all of them have got to be woke as well. Amazon have this and they're also doing an adaptation of Tolkien's works that promises to be a piece of dogshit. Kikeflix have Witcher which is likewise a piece of woke dogshit.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:29 pm

Looking forward to the next attempt at a Narnia adaptation. Everyone of the kids will have a different skin color.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 01, 2022 10:09 am

The lion will be Rastafarian and they will really up the homo "subtext" of getting out of the closet.
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Post by Guest » Sat Jan 01, 2022 12:12 pm

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The lion will be Rastafarian and they will really up the homo "subtext" of getting out of the closet.
Impossible. That would actually be funny and entertaining to watch

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:59 pm

And I guess Santa will be a black chick, since white cis het male Santas are problematic now.
Does Kwanzaa have a Santa? That would be even better since Santa is too attached to Christianity, which we all now is the most despicable of all religions.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Jan 01, 2022 9:14 pm

As my old man pointed out, it has gotten to the point where Mrs. Claus isn't even featured in commercials.
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