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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by McGinnis » Fri Jun 24, 2022 5:16 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:53 pm
the rest was just piling nonsense over nonsense.
Hey now, Empire was a damn good movie. Easily the best one

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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:30 pm

Meh, if I wanted to watch Star Wars again, I'd just reach for Hidden Fortress on the shelf.
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Newhalf » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:52 am

The fact that Chinese bootleggers actually improved the prequel viewing experience is all that needs to be said.

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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:15 pm

I'm surprised Jizzney hasn't taken it down.
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:34 pm

The Star Wars Holiday Special has met its match.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:21 am

Sauron's human disguise is better than I could've ever imagined.
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Apparently they also seem to prefer the albino-y looking orcs. I wonder why.
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:12 pm

Will the real Slim Sauron please stand up?
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:18 pm

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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:28 pm

I guess this is a better place to talk about this than the Dead Celebrity thread.

Sooooo: What would the inevitable Columbo remake look like?
I'd say there's no way in hell NuColumbo won't have autism. Every even halfway quirky detective-type needs to be on the spectrum these days.
NuColumbo also needs to be queer, with an extra helping of terrible hair and an even worse fashion sense. I'm thinking less Peter Falk and more that chick from Queer Kids Stuff on some Pride event.
Bonus points if he/she/it tries to mimic Falk's mannerisms, but just ends up hamming it up like the bad actor he/she/it is.
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Re: Non-cape tv show

Post by McGinnis » Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:34 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:28 pm
I guess this is a better place to talk about this than the Dead Celebrity thread.
But I want to talk about it there. It annoys the bot
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:28 pm
Sooooo: What would the inevitable Columbo remake look like?
I'd say there's no way in hell NuColumbo won't have autism. Every even halfway quirky detective-type needs to be on the spectrum these days.
NuColumbo also needs to be queer, with an extra helping of terrible hair and an even worse fashion sense. I'm thinking less Peter Falk and more that chick from Queer Kids Stuff.
So Monk, basically. But gay.

I personally think there's no way he's not also black. When they rebooted Kojak, he was black, when they rebooted Ironside, he was black, there are probably others I can't think of.

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