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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So not only did an African athlete decide to flee his hotel for a little road trip, but now we have a female athlete from Belarus who became a political refugee after critizing her country's sports association.
These Olympics certainly peaked when they played Robo's theme.

[Tony Schiavone]

So the England bitches said they would kneel for all their games--

Oh well...time to see how the STRONK JUSTICE SISTERS are--

All the kneeling broads were beaten by not-kneeling broads.

Meanwhile the US men actually won the Gold Cup. I think they deserve equal pay.


EDIT:

Even better--a tranny that went from female to male and somehow got to stay on women's team will be the first to win an Olympic medal.

[Complicity]

How many pubescent boys will buy the Victoria's Secret catalog with that thing in it?

[Guest]

So not only did an African athlete decide to flee his hotel for a little road trip

Was it a rape road trip? Did he rape anybody along the way?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he was just trying to become an illegal immigrant. In a country where the black population mostly consists of Naomi-chan and Goggles-chan.

And the IOC is currently doing some investigation because of political symbolism on the victory podium (one of the few places during the Olympics where this can actually get into trouble): First for the butch ball tosser (of color) Saunders for her x-salute-thingie (not that she'd ever get punished for that; just think of the optics), and then for two Chinese athletes who wore a pin featuring comrade Mao (probably not gonna get punished either).

[Guest]

I think he was just trying to become an illegal immigrant. In a country where the black population mostly consists of Naomi-chan and Goggles-chan.

Understandable, if he came from somewhere shit. But the great thing about Japan, unlike cucked Western nations, is they'll happily send him right back where he came from

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My hot takes on recent Olympic events:

So the Kraut equestrian team had a collective mental breakdown because one of their horsies derped out and cost them a medal. Should've been professional enough and take the L. Instead they came across as Lupas and triggered a discussion about animal abuse at the Olympics because the trainer punched the horse.
I also appreciate that at least two German trainers have now been kicked out of the Olympics for inappropriate behavior (the other being a bicycle bloke who shouted he German equivalent of "camel jockey" (or maybe "sand nigger", but it's not actually that evil in German).)

That quitter gymnast has announced her stunning and brave return for one of the final disciplines, no doubt hungry for more asspats and finishing this IRL script for a corny Hollywood sports drama.
The discipline is one of her weakest, so I expect her to quit again or cry a bit to make it all about her again. It's not like she'll see a medal from this.

Apparently loli skateboarding is a thing at the Olympics. No idea if Dan Schneider is involved, though.

It seems they also had plans to remove wrestling as an Olympic discipline.

[Le Redditeur]

Loli skateboarders are too fast and agile for /ourfatso/ Dan "The Lard" Schneider.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Anyone who punches an animal should be banned from the sport for life. No exceptions.

WTF @ removing wrestling. That's one of the core events going back to the ancient games. You might as well remove swimming or track & field and replace it with what? Competitive pogs?

[Tony Schiavone]

I think you mean "racewalking." The sport where people walk with shit in their pants.
They're claiming they want it removed because it doesn't have in a women's division-- which is dumb, because they easily could add that one.
(The sport also has its origins in carriaged nobles betting on their footman...so theres that I guess).

They were GOING to get rid of wrestling, but then America, Iran, and a couple other enemy nations actually stood together and locked arms committing on keeping it.
The Olympic spirit in action. Most people assume it was a publicity stunt anyway.


Regardless, the only sports they actually ever get rid of are the ones were burgers win too much.



As for Biles, she won a bronze in stunning and brave fashion against mostly tired also-rans.