NFL (and other faggy sports)

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Tony Schiavone
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:45 pm

Women's sports needs more fouls and fights. There's a reason why rasslin' and MMA are (relatively) most popular.
More flopping and red cards will at least hold some attention for a few minutes longer.
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:47 pm

Also they should replace the grass with mud.
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 10, 2021 7:14 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:47 pm
Also they should replace the grass with mud.
And replace the pitch with some sort of squared circle.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Osterzone » Wed Nov 03, 2021 4:31 am

Last night, an NFL player was drunk driving and rear-ended a woman's car, and the poor bastard and her dog burned to death trapped in the wreck. Look at this shit, dude was hauling ass
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:46 am

You guys still building Pintos or did the fucker drive a Delorian about to time travel?
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Osterzone » Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:02 am

Bad combination of a Corvette's low profile to the Rav4's higher one. Basically drove right into the fuel tank.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:06 pm

How is it that drunks always survive this kind of shit? Fucker rammed a car made of friggin' fiberglass into an SUV and he still lived.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:16 pm

Musical Space Cowboy wrote:
Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:06 pm
How is it that drunks always survive this kind of shit?
Because they're drunk. They don't feel the shock and pain of a car crash because they're on depressants.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:49 pm

They get a bonus to their Saving Throws for initiating the attack.
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Bobito » Thu Nov 04, 2021 12:40 am

It's known in my country at least that a drunk riding a bike can survive a crash with a bus or a train, like a meme.

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