Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[RedLine]

Readers can see the new Dark Horse hero for themselves when The Change releases November 28th.

That Stonetoss "Burgers?" comic is one of the most prophetic things I've ever read.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Anyone who thinks that Whoopi Goldberg is NOT the future of comics and doesn't deserve a live-action series deal with Netflix or Hulu or Amazon is not only a white supremacist, but you're also an ageist. Please give me your real name and location so I can inform your employer that they literally have Hitler working for them. Thanks.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why greenlight a live-action series about a menopausal women? They're like less female than troons.

[rabidtictac]

Is there a reason we have to see 80 year old crones in absolutely every industry? Boomers are seriously the most egotistical generation.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's probably reparations of sorts because male actors tend to stay more successful with age.

[rabidtictac]

The next election will also (probably) be between two animated corpses. It's time to move on, boomers! Time to let someone from the younger generation have a chance! You've been running shit well into your 70s-80s.

[wulfenlord]

Who knew the series creator would be at the helm of finally admitting literal Rassenschande to his series? (Well, I for one knew, because it was fucking obvious). Imagine the blueballs this guy had to endure with his shipping on the backburner for 25 years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's still a heterosexual relationship, aka aggressively lame.
The correct thing to do in Current Year is to make at least one of them bi (aka homo without retconning his/her hetero ways of the past).

[ebin namefag]

>He's kinda my boyfriend.
Normalcy's overrated.
You think they'd write it like this if it was part of the cartoon in the 90's?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least as far as I remember she was a tough, no-nonsense waifu. I doubt she would talk or even think like the kind of quirky, vapid thot that infests modern media.