Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Complicity » Fri Mar 24, 2023 6:17 pm

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I haven't seen the Rob Pattinson Batman
Imagine The Dark Knight, but so boring that it feels 4 hours long, filled with white man bad/blacks oppressed propaganda, the Joker replaced by a stereotypical white and autistic incel, Bale's Bruce Wayne who pretends to be a shallow playboy to hide his true identity replaced by a lonely emo faggot, Michael Kane's Alfred replaced by a bland boomer, Gary Oldman's Gordon replaced by a bland nigger, Cat Black Wahman being half asleep during the whole thing excluding the scene in which she calls Bruce a privileged white male, and the final message of the movie being "Batman can be more than a crime fighter, he can be a democrat!".
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 24, 2023 7:00 pm

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:42 pm

Jizzneys trying to get Robert Downey back.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:37 pm

Is that desperation I see coming from the House of Mouse?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 29, 2023 5:17 am

I wonder how they'll do it?
Will they just yank a new Tony Stark from a different multiverse or timeline? That's just about the most low-effort way to resurrect any character (aka it keeps happening relatively often in the comics).
Will they adapt that one storyline where Tony had a backup AI of himself? That story would sadly have to involve Riri Williams aka Ironheart.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:05 pm

Either way, they will have to offer him "small nation GDP" levels of money for it.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:23 am

They pulled off getting Harrison Fords ass for Episode 9.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:17 pm

Only because they also promised him to kill the character.
I don't think the fans would like Tony coming back for one movie where he does nothing but ensure the audience that Reeree Williams is the superior Iron Person.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:05 pm

That was seven. He has a cameo in Rise of Skywalker.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:11 pm

Ah yes, the Force Ghost that isn't actually a Force Ghost. Wonder how many millions they had to give him for those few seconds.
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