Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess the constant "Farewell Tours" it has in the States are profitable enough that McDonald's doesn't want to back down from this tradition. The McRib is basically an "event" instead of just a mere "product".

[Kugelfisch]

If only we could have Los Wochos back.

[Dehbashi]

So capeshit talk for the past couple of weeks.

- Snyder talking like his fans and saying people hated his movies because he made them so deep and not romps like other capeshit. That people were too stupid to understand them.

- Kebab Kamala Khan got killed in the comics. Obviously she is going to come back in a few months before no one dies in capeshit comics. Only funny part is that they had to kill her off in Spider-Man comics because no one gives a shit about her comics.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Snyder talking out of his ass isn't surprising. Khaaaaaaan dying can probably be attribute to two equally stupid keikakus:

a) They resurrect her to change her power set to be more in line with her MCU counterpart (where she's basically Green Lantern instead of Mister Fantastic because I guess they didn't have the budget for stretchy limbs).

b) They resurrect her to make her even more diverse. Maybe she will be retconned into having been trans all along, and now she will finally be reborn as the boy she was always meant to be.
Of course she won't get an actually 100% male body, since misery is an important part of fictional trannies.

[Dehbashi]

People also think it may be used to change her from an inhuman to a mutant as well.

[CuckTurdginson]

Snyder was probably betting on more success with baiting WB into letting him complete his trilogy.

[rabidtictac]

Snyder thinking his movies are so deep. This is the same guy who made Sucker Punch, a glorified ps2 cgi cutscene. The whole movie was an excuse for Snyder to wank off to chinese cartoons.

Man of Steel was a massive pile of shit btw. Snyder stole an action sequence wholecloth from Birdy the Mighty: Decode and filled his crappy movie with cringe dialogue.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude was so desparate for cringe he had to give Bruce's and Clark's mom the same name.

People also think it may be used to change her from an inhuman to a mutant as well.

Because if there's one thing the Marvel world is missing, it's more X-Ma'ams.
I guess Kamala wasn't hit with enough racism and islamophobia? 'Cause X-People always get more shit on than anyone else with a different power source.
Though I personally would take a spider mutant over a bloke who got his powers from a radioactive spider. Would probably have a lower chance of giving me cancer.

[ebin namefag]

Snyder stole an action sequence wholecloth from Birdy the Mighty: Decode

Pedowood hackfrauds have stolen so much from the nips its unreal.
Burn it to the ground. Weebs vindicated forever.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pedowood hackfrauds have stolen so much from the nips its unreal.

Except for the most important thing: