Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
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The upcoming "Wakanda Forver" is 2 hours and 41 minutes long, it was revealed today. Capeshit fans are excited.
Why are all of these movies so fucking long? It's like something changed in the water. Action movies used to be, like, 95 minutes back in the day. That's how long "The Road Warrior" is and it's still great.
Why are all of these movies so fucking long? It's like something changed in the water. Action movies used to be, like, 95 minutes back in the day. That's how long "The Road Warrior" is and it's still great.
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Avatars gonna be 3 hours too, probably. Shit.
Speaking of short - I saw Basket Case for the first time. That good old 90 minutes.
Speaking of short - I saw Basket Case for the first time. That good old 90 minutes.
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They want to ape off of Endgame's length.
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Or maybe they want to break into the Indian market.
Or the writer sucked ass and the movie is a meandering mess.
Or the writer sucked ass and the movie is a meandering mess.
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A bit of Column A + B.
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It probably is true that Burgerland wants to ape Bollywood. They built a whole ass type of movie all by themselves and the damn things frequently make bank. Something like RRR - which came out this year, I'm sure is pretty routine for Bollywood - but you watch it and its genuinely funner than 80 percent of action movies the US is putting out.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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Their action movies at least don't take themselves super seriously.
I'd likely go back to the cinema for some non-political, over the top action movie not written by some hyper cuck faggot filled to the brim with soy.
Capeshit is so intensely unfun. The newest Thor absolutely reeks of desperation. Like woman stand up comedy. Trying very hard and failing even harder.
I'd likely go back to the cinema for some non-political, over the top action movie not written by some hyper cuck faggot filled to the brim with soy.
Capeshit is so intensely unfun. The newest Thor absolutely reeks of desperation. Like woman stand up comedy. Trying very hard and failing even harder.
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I think the overlong "serious" Pedowood adaptations of children's media franchises started with Bayformers.
I forgot about Bollywood.
Bayformers, capeshit, Star Wars and it's ilk are designed to be sold to that other Asian country overpopulated by subhumans.
I forgot about Bollywood.
Bayformers, capeshit, Star Wars and it's ilk are designed to be sold to that other Asian country overpopulated by subhumans.
I don't know who first forced the meme that Marlel flicks are "inoffensive" and "bland" at worst but he is a fucking liar. Every clip I've ever seen is aggressively rancid.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:24 pmCapeshit is so intensely unfun. The newest Thor absolutely reeks of desperation. Like woman stand up comedy. Trying very hard and failing even harder.
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They need to be "serious" to be considered true works of art. If you want fun and tongue-in-cheek you might as well stick to the "inferior" cartoonsebin namefag wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:41 amI think the overlong "serious" Pedowood adaptations of children's media franchises started with Bayformers.
I forgot about Bollywood.
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It's this really off-putting mix of taking something that at face value just looks ridiculous (costumed super heroes) but played overly straight.
Then, they put in "snarky banter" obviously written by some L.A. faggot that hasn't been around actual banter between men his entire life, because he gets soy-enduced anxiety around anyone with testosterone in his system.
What you get is daft faggot shit that is boring and offensively unfunny.
I can't view anyone getting excited about capeshit as human. They are Nietzsche's Last Human. True NPCs without a reason to live. Dead ends of the evolutionary path without self-improvement, stuck in mindless, pointless hedonism. They disgust me!
Then, they put in "snarky banter" obviously written by some L.A. faggot that hasn't been around actual banter between men his entire life, because he gets soy-enduced anxiety around anyone with testosterone in his system.
What you get is daft faggot shit that is boring and offensively unfunny.
I can't view anyone getting excited about capeshit as human. They are Nietzsche's Last Human. True NPCs without a reason to live. Dead ends of the evolutionary path without self-improvement, stuck in mindless, pointless hedonism. They disgust me!
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