Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 04, 2022 4:12 pm

Dude really looks like he could be from any present day or zombie apocalypse flick.
Star Wars used to have a certain kind of fashion, where even casually-dressed fellows like Han Solo evoke some kind of Western or Pulp story. This bloke on the other hand just looks like some random gun enthusiast in the woods.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Aug 04, 2022 4:16 pm

Disney should just sell Star Wars at this point.
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Post by McGinnis » Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:10 pm

Why would they sell it? Firstly if they sell it they can't ruin it and secondly if they sell it they run the risk of the people they sell it to actually doing something non-retarded with it and making a massive profit, undercutting them.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:18 pm

And who's gonna buy it, anyways? Amazon? WB? I'm sure they would allow the franchise to reach new heights never before dreamed of :roll:
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:04 pm

I'd vouch for the Japanese to buy it. It'd likely still be shit, but at least it wouldn't be wokeshit with the touch of the Mouse infesting it. Selling it off would be an admission of defeat, however, which is something Disney never wants to stoop to.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:16 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:18 pm
And who's gonna buy it, anyways? Amazon? WB? I'm sure they would allow the franchise to reach new heights never before dreamed of :roll:
Imagine the possibilities of crossing over the Niggers of Power with Stah Wahs! The world of Arda would be just another planet in the Coruscant Galaxy, and the First Era would start in 14BBY. Morgoth could even secretly be a Sith Lord, Darth Melkor, a secret rival of Darth Sidious, and Sauron could be his Padawan apprentice. So much garbage! It would make trillions!

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:48 pm

You just know Sauron's spike fetish would make for a kickass lightsaber design.
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I'd vouch for the Japanese to buy it. It'd likely still be shit, but at least it wouldn't be wokeshit with the touch of the Mouse infesting it. Selling it off would be an admission of defeat, however, which is something Disney never wants to stoop to.
The Japanese have always managed to embiggen any Western IP they've been able to adapt.


That cowboy is literally Hayakawa aka Kaiketsu Fucking Zubat. Now that's what I call a crossover.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by McGinnis » Thu Aug 04, 2022 10:12 pm

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:04 pm
I'd vouch for the Japanese to buy it
Why would the Japanese buy it when they can just remake the shit it ripped off? Who in Japan would even be able to afford to buy it?
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Selling it off would be an admission of defeat, however, which is something Disney never wants to stoop to.
They've not been defeated though. Yes, they've ruined the Star Wars brand with their woke dogshit that everybody hates, but it doesn't cost them a penny. Blackrock, Vanguard, Blackstone etc will just give them more ESG money to push even more woke dogshit that nobody wants, so it's all good. They don't lose anything by pushing this shit

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 14, 2022 10:17 pm

The only Japanese company that would possibly want SW is Sony. How Japanese that company even is these days is debatable, they'd fuck it just as bad as Pissney and they don't have the money.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:53 am

Only using the best Tibanna gas from Bespin, I assume.
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