Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:54 pm

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Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:48 am
The non-canon Star Wars Visions japanimation just came out today, with barely any hype outside the twatter sphere.
Did normies ever care about compilation doujin animu? Guess it was kinda novel back when The Matrix did it?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 5:31 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:07 pm
Good. Pew Pew Whoom Whoom is dead and the Mouse killed it.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:28 pm

20 years ago I would be going crazy over the concept of a Star Wars anime.
Now, I have no interest whatsoever in this. I know it will be woke and stupid.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:19 pm

Watched this via 9anime, because fuck Disney.
>Why does a lightsaber need a scabbard?
>How are humans able to breathe in space without protective suits?
>How is a lightsaber able to cleave through a ship?
>Why does a Star Destroyer that can destroy a planet exist when the Death Star already exists?
>Why couldn't the Empire cultivate an army of Force-sensitive inquisitors?
>Why does modern rock 'n roll exist in Star Wars?
>How does one turn a lightsaber into a microphone?
>Why does Japanese Kanji exist in Star Wars when Aurebesh is the established galactic language?
>How does one etch Japanese Kanji into the blade of a lightsaber?
>What are Meiji-era Japanese people doing in Star Wars?
>Why do lightsabers change color at will when it used to be more simple?
>How the fuck is a DROID able to use the force?
>The ability to bring people back to life existed before the Prequels? Anakin could've brought Padme back from the dead all along?

The Elder (the short with the Master & Padawan encountering a Dark Jedi) was the only one that felt the closest to traditional pre-Disney Star Wars. The rest felt like generic anime with the skin of Star Wars. Overall, mediocre-at-best anthology with a fuckton of too many liberites taken with the lore, but it's non-canon (not like it matters anymore considering how much Disney butchered everything to begin with). The Japanimators deserve better than to be attached to Disney Wars.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Complicity » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:46 pm

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Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:19 pm
>How is a lightsaber able to cleave through a ship?
I guess they wanted to pay homage shit on Goemon Ishikawa the 13th.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by JL Unlimited » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:18 am

Complicity wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:46 pm

It’s just not the same.

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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:16 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:19 pm
The Japanimators deserve better than to be attached to Disney Wars.
The nips have gravely dishonored themselves by merely associating with this mess and must commit Sudoku

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 23, 2021 3:31 pm

Which episode is the magical girl one? And which is the isekai harmeshit one?
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Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:19 pm
Watched this via 9anime, because fuck Disney.
>Why does a lightsaber need a scabbard?
  • You need a scabbard if you wanna pull off rad iaijutsu moves. The scabbard is at least as important as the actual blade in this context.
  • Star Wars can only benefit from ripping off Slayers
>Why couldn't the Empire cultivate an army of Force-sensitive inquisitors?
I'm pretty sure they did somewhere in the EU, and at least in Rebels. Maybe Palatine's Royal Guard counts, too.
>Why does modern rock 'n roll exist in Star Wars?
Star Wars can only benefit from ripping off Spaceballs.
>How the fuck is a DROID able to use the force?
You sure it's a droid and not a sufficiently robotic cyborg?
Overall, mediocre-at-best anthology with a fuckton of too many liberites taken with the lore, but it's non-canon (not like it matters anymore considering how much Disney butchered everything to begin with).
I'm pretty sure an eloquent Disney spokesperson would tell you these liberties are the entire point of this. By not limiting the creativity and imagination of the these many talented writers, they enabled them to put a fresh new spin on the Star Wars legacy, a new vision, if you will :roll:

Either that or the based animation studios decided to have a bit of "fun" with those gaijin bucks.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:50 pm

>based animation studio
>some drawfag shitmill in korea

I'm really wondering when the delirium tremens is going to start from the brain damage the yellow beta poison has done to your brain.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:33 am

There is enough anime for me to masturbate to. We don't need any more.

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