Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

>individualistic clone trooper
>clone
>individualistic identity
Sometimes I wish I was that stupid. How could anything bother you? It must be bliss to walk around so clueless.

[Le Redditeur]

It's really just a bunch of Chance Gardners from Being There.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>individualistic clone trooper
>clone
>individualistic identity

It is highly symbolic of the special snowflake condition. This pottery is the true successor of Lucas' legacy.

[Kugelfisch]

It is highly symbolic of the special snowflake condition.

Like all snowflakes are basically the same person? I guess I get it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They start out the same, and then they end up becoming the same in their quest to be a special snowflake.
Except the cold hard facts still say they're the same.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ever heard of HasLab? It's like Hasbro's internal Kickstarter ripoff to gauge interest in stupidly-overpriced toys.
Why do I bring this up? Because barely anyone is interested in owning Reva's 500-bucks-lightsaber (unless The Mouse swoops at the last minute with just over 1.8 million).

>Are you ready to help Inquisitor Reva on her mission?

You do realize that she is part of the space nazis? Why do you want people to root for the space nazis?

>For the first time in live-action entertainment, Inquisitor Reva and her double-bladed LIGHTSABER™ made their debut in the Star Wars series Obi-Wan Kenobi™ streaming only on Disney+.

It's in fact the first time ever since the character has never existed in any previous bit of Star Wars lore.

[Kugelfisch]

They are trying really hard to make lightsabers look dumber every time, aren't they?
Uniquely made for those that thought Darth Maul's suicide beamer looked too practical.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It only looks dumb because it lets you die in a really dumb way:


Also you can use it to fly. Somehow.

[Kugelfisch]

So it's spectacularly dumb in a way I couldn't even have imagined.
I'm surprised nobody wants to pay the $500 dunce tax for it.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

These were also the self-same copter sabers that allowed one to fly somehow.