Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Liar Revealed]

Ever heard of HasLab? It's like Hasbro's internal Kickstarter ripoff to gauge interest in stupidly-overpriced toys.
Why do I bring this up? Because barely anyone is interested in owning Reva's 500-bucks-lightsaber (unless The Mouse swoops at the last minute with just over 1.8 million).

They couldn't even raise enough to make a Rancor recently. There's no way they can make this goal (legitimately).

The last time they were successful was getting the money for The Mandalorian's ship, the Razorback. After Hasbro got their money, but before the consumers got their item, that ship got destroyed on the show. People were rightfully pissed.

EDIT: It's officially dead!!
https://www.jeditemplearchives.com/2022 ... er-haslab/

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Can't wait for the cries of "le racism" + "this is why we need more black womyns in Star Wars, dammit!!" from the usual shills.

[Kugelfisch]

Who'd have thought nobody wants a go go gadgetcopter POS.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe they would've gotten 2k+ backers if they'd advertized this as a generic Imperial Inquisitor lightsaber (since they all have the same one).

[Rapeculture]

Maybe they would've gotten 2k+ backers if they'd advertized this as a generic Imperial Inquisitor lightsaber (since they all have the same one).

Impossible. It's Disney. They will virtue signal no matter the financial cost. Therefore they had to market it as the great Reva's lightsaber.

I doubt they would have got their money if they had gone the route you suggested though. That lightsaber is very retarded.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, it's stupid as Hell and only children care for the animated show it comes from.
Perhaps they thought it'd have a better chance of getting funded by being tied to a current show that at least potentially has fans that could spend 500 bucks on a toy.

[Liar Revealed]

I never thought there would be a day where I'm cheering for Star Wars to fail. But here it is.
It's so satisfying (schadenfreude) to see that nobody likes this woke BLM Nazi-SS character. Kathleen Kennedy was so sure that this time she had a hit new token character on her hands.

[McGinnis]

Doesn't matter. They could make a thousand shitty woke characters that fail, and all that'll happen is Blackrock and Vanguard give them some more ESG money to try again

[wulfenlord]

I never thought there would be a day where I'm cheering for Star Wars to fail.

The special retard edition of the original trilogy and EP.1 didn't do that for you? You are late to the party. Even spoony noped out at that point :3

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I was cheering for Star Wars to fail when Anakin started talking about sand.