Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm

Right this moment, a sticky-fingered, sweaty Soy Wars geek sits in his plastic-toy-filled firehazard of a hoarder's wet dream basement apartment and furiously writes up a Wookieepedia article about this.

I know faggots are /noguns/ as fuck but that's just ridiculous. You're basically showing a pocket watch with an open back and tell me to disregard all the gears and springs and that it's totally some plasma-powered timekeeping object - yet for some reason has all the parts of a mechanical watch.

It has a gas tube, spring-loaded, curved magazine and an ejection port, for fuck's sake!
If you show me an RV with wings and claim it's a spaceship, you better be Spaceballs, not something trying to be taken seriously!
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:28 pm

Tobefaire, Disney Wars has been unironically stealing from Spaceballs since TLJ. It's par for the course.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:30 pm

Except even Dark Helmet has more dignity than Vader these days.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:46 pm

That's not even the point. They could have just shrouded the rifle with a few pieces of plastic.

The pulse rifle of the Alien franchise is downright iconic. Sure, large part of that is the sound and it using caseless ammo, but you'd also immediately recognise it at first glance.
It's a Thompson with plastic on it. A fucking stick magazine Thommygun. As recognizable a shape as an AK. Just a bit of effort, the tiniest bit, was required.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:08 am

There you are, using the E-word again. Effort is racist and non-inclusive.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:37 pm

My bad. I can't comprehend giving that little of a fuck about my job. The profession I'm from that leads to bankruptcy, not millions of NEET bucks.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 24, 2022 3:52 am

James Earl Jones is stepping down as Darth Vader. He will be replaced by AI vocodes.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 24, 2022 5:52 am

What's the matter? Did Disney run out of black people?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:38 pm

So how about that Daisy Ridley movie career, huh? And Kelly Marie Tran?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:51 pm

At least Adam Driver & Oscar Isaac moved on to (presumably) better pastures with their careers intact. Meanwhile, Yawn Soyega's begging Hollywood + Disney to hire him (again) to star in more goyslop as long he continues preaching Burn, Loot, and Murder & sucking circumcised jew dick. He was already in The Woman King, AKA one of the biggest flops in years.
I barely hear anything about Tran anymore, aside from that one forgotten Disney SEA-setting film she lent her voice to, and Ridley came from her daddy's money, so she's set for life regardless.
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