Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Aug 01, 2022 11:28 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:33 pm
T-t-t-triple post!

Remember Andor? That promised series about everyone's most favorite and memorable character from Rogue One? Well the series is apparently gonna retcon the fuck out of everything (because continuity is hard and they've already given up on pretending otherwise).
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:33 am

Lindsay's Liver wrote:
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Chewbacca will make an appearance in Andor and it will be revealed that he is trans.
Why not? Lando is (supposedly) pan, and the newest novel about the adventures of young Obi-Wan reveals he was constantly thinking about gay sex.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:16 pm

He is still, to this day, living in your head, rent free.
>reee my shitty show tangentially related to space wizards and laser swords is actually about LE BLUMPF

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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Aug 03, 2022 4:45 am

>"B-but the trailer still looked promising!"
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:16 am

How do you "create" a "new" "morality"? What does that even mean?
Also I'm starting to get pissed by the lack of aliens. With this new shit we either get fuckall, some beady-eyes brown/orange lumps of shit, or the rare appearance of an actual Lucas era alien - that has been turned into a shitty-looking cosplay 'cause they certainly aren't gonna waste too much money on costumes and CGI.
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Afaik even the new comics have started to draw those vampire mofos more human-looking. They're putting humans in Pau'anface, FFS.
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Admittedly closer to the original than that fat albino posing as a Pau'an, but that skin tone is so wrong I'm gonna cal whitewashing here.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by RedLine » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:18 am

“Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,”
It's stupid on so many levels. Just for one, Trump voters are rural so the "Trumpian World" would be more like Tatooine. Neither American political philosophy really matches with the actual space-Nazis of Empire/First Order. But that won't stop them from being morons about it.

The America lib philosophy was probably best shown in the prequels with Coruscant being a decadent planet ruled by unelected bureaucrats with a god-complex and sending millions of soldiers to go die in other galaxies for worthless wars.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:21 am

Sending millions of soldiers to die is easy when those soldiers aren't even real citizens, but rather a bunch of clones handed to you for free.
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Post by RedLine » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:22 am

SYMBOLISM!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:56 am

I see The Mouse is pulling out all the stops with this revolutionary new Andor show.
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That's an AK-Fucking-47. They didn't even glue some plastic shit on it to make it look blaster-y (most importantly some tube for the muzzle, since actual Star Wars blaster rifles tend to be on the chunkier end). They just grabbed a prop from some action movie or something.

Of course the usual suspects are lecturing us sheeple that many Star Wars firearms are actually based on real firearms, suspiciously ignoring that all those previous firearms have actually been modified to look more futuristic.
The only thing they maybe did with the AK was spray-paint the wooden parts to make them a bit less obvious, though that might've just already been part of the prop to make it look more tacticool.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:29 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:56 am
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Imagine seeing this image with the first thought coming to mind as "Yup! That's Star Wars! No doubt about it." It looks like a completely different franchise entirely. Nothing about this looks even remotely like it. Looks like some TWD spin-off.
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