Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He paid enough penance after having to make the Ready Player One movie.

[Kugelfisch]

He paid enough penance after having to make the Ready Player One movie.

He didn't have to.

[Guest]

Did he really direct it, though? 95% of the movie was a shitty cg cartoon.

[CuckTurdginson]

Someone would have done it. But Spielberg didn't have to be involved with something that made Crystal Skull look good.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe that was the idea. Nobody can still claim it's the worst Spielberg with RPO existing. He barely had to do anything either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only flaw in the plan is that people are more likely to forget RPO than Indiana Jones.

[Kugelfisch]

The only flaw in the plan is that people are more likely to forget RPO than Indiana Jones.

I doubt people will forget RPO. It's so obnoxiously terrible, it'll be an example for crap for ages.

Meanwhile, unless The Crystal Skull is specifically mentioned, I don't even think about it when Indiana Jones is mentioned.
It's like a shitty Bond movie or one of the many terrible Hellraiser movies. I am aware of them in some way but I think of Brosnan racing a tank through Moskow and a skelly dude seeping out of a wooden floor or a Nazi getting his face molten away as if he just heard the most awesome Metal riff of his life.

[Guest]

I wouldn't even remember RPO if you people didn't keep mentioning it. They're both terrible. They'll both be forgotten. Crystal Skull by mutual consent, everybody pretends it doesn't exist now. I imagine in a hundred years if it is remembered it'll only be because people say 'Yeah that Crystal Skull was bad but that Disney Indiana Jones where Harrison Ford was like a hundred years old was even worse'. RPO, what is there to even remember? What is even the plot of RPO, beyond 'Pop Culture Reference' and 'Consoom'?

[Guest]

RPOs legacy will be that page that's just a list.

[Guest]

James Mangold is a better director than Spielberg is now, but man the new woke Indy is going to make Crystal Skull look like a masterpiece. It's going to be like two hours of that stupid "girl power" scene from Avengers The Quickening.



Girls getting it done!