Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

A plasma torch. By that measure, all welding torches are lightsabers. That's like calling an RPG an airplane.

[Liar Revealed]

A plasma torch. By that measure, all welding torches are lightsabers. That's like calling an RPG an airplane.

Well, lightsabers aren't real. You can never make lasers do what those lightsabers do in Star Wars in real life. I suspect this is as close as one can get.

[Kugelfisch]

The logical conclusion would then be to still not call that a lightsaber.
Reminds me of that magnetic hoverboard some dipshit made that is noisy as hell, only works over copper plates and can't be steered at all.

[Guest]

lightsabers aren't real.

Shit I didn't know that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

B-b-but the grip looks like one...

[Guest]

B-b-but the grip looks like one...

Need a nice firm grip.

[Kugelfisch]

B-b-but the grip looks like one...

Which makes this inefficient plasma torch even less practical and a hundred times less cool.

[Guest]

To the surprise of no one, Book of Boba Fett failed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wonder if this will put a damper on their most recent attempt at a sprawling shared TV universe with at least half a dozen interconnected series. And I was so looking forward to the one set in the most succesful High Republic era

[Guest]

I only care about Star Wars books of they're about farting.