Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Complicity » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:17 pm

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The OG films were fine. Nothing to lose ones shit over but perfectly fine.
Too bad the original versions are basically gone.
Return of the Jedi was the beginning of the stupid.
Many people, myself included, didn't notice because Mark Hamill reconciling with his absent black father overshadowed how retarded it was for the Imperials to lose against a bunch of furry midgets with sticks and stones, and the confrontation between Palp and Hamill "if you kill me you become a Sith and i win, if you don't i kill you and i win" not only was nonsensical, but it originated the soy memes of the sequels.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:26 pm

Complicity wrote:
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"if you kill me you become a Sith and i win, if you don't i kill you and i win"
Could've worked, in theory, if Sheev was like an eldritch parasite who migrated from host to host & needed a new apprentice to groom as a potential vessel to house his spirit as the dark side ate away at his current form each and every cycle, and it would've been something he's done for centuries or some shit as an alternative to a faux immortality. Vader would've been a failed subject due to his broken body, so he set his eyes on Luke as a stronger candidate instead. Vader killing the Emperor would've broken the cycle due to being caught off guard. Just my two cents.
TRoS had something like this, but it was extremely retarded.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:43 pm

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TRoS had something like this, but it was extremely retarded.
It was really just a quick throwaway line of him going "I'm the Sith Avatar, biatch!", just so Rey could go "Then I'm the Jedi Avatar, shitlord!", just in case the audience doubted for even a second that she is not the bestest Jedi there ever was.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:29 pm

Gendo's giving RoS too much credit to be honest. Calling it a throwaway line is generous.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 20, 2022 11:41 pm

Complicity wrote:
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Many people, myself included, didn't notice because Mark Hamill reconciling with his absent black father overshadowed how retarded it was
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Newhalf » Tue Jun 21, 2022 5:39 am

Always liked Space Balls much more than the real thing, for whatever it's worth. Brooks should have made another one while John Candy was still alive and Rick Moranis was still active.
Also yeah I'd say what really "ruined" Star Wars was Lucas' autistic special editions since that's all you can get now. The prequels are also super bad and possibly still worse than what Disney shat out. At the very least they aren't elevated by the sequels.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:36 pm

Space Balls is great 'cause the people that made it actually gave a toss about Star Wars - a shockingly rare thing nowadays.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jun 22, 2022 6:27 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 2:22 pm
The OG films were fine. Nothing to lose ones shit over but perfectly fine.
Too bad the original versions are basically gone.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:54 pm

The Mouse as "fixed" the main problem with the Clone Troopers by making one trans. I wonder if Games Workshop will copy this idea to "fix" the Spess Mehreens.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:10 pm

Another day, another stupid development in the Pew-Pew Whoom-Whoom Saga.

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