Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Newhalf]

I like that the life action character looks like a special person who has to wear a bicycle helmet at all times to avoid hurting himself.

[McGinnis]

I like that the live action character bears more than a passing resemblance to Xi Jinping

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And to the surprise of literally no one, the Sith of Color who has taken the spotlight in this show appears to be getting her own spinoff series

[Kugelfisch]

They can't even wait for the show to fully fail before doubling down, huh?
At this point, they are just plain schizophrenic.

Disney: We've got a black, female Sith! YOU BETTER DON'T BE RACIST ABOUT IT!
Audience: Uhh...Oka-
Disney: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!!
Audience: Wha-
Disney: WOW! Now we've had it with you racists! She's getting a spinoff series! Suck on that, Nazis!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You can tell that they're 100% confident about the character by the way they have used this supposed Obi-wan mini-series as a Trojan Horse.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm just puzzled who they imagine they are making the show for. They know their terrible views. Why go for a new character nobody cares about when even the established character fanfic is struggling?

[ebin namefag]

I like that the live action character bears more than a passing resemblance to Xi Jinping

He reminds me of Android 19.

[Liar Revealed]

I'm just puzzled who they imagine they are making the show for. They know their terrible views. Why go for a new character nobody cares about when even the established character fanfic is struggling?

I mean, they're giving a show to Cassian Andor. A doomed character that absolutely nobody remembers. They'll give a show to anyone as long as they're not a straight white male.

[Moe Bitches]

I like how they include the LGBTQ stuff in certain productions, but they end up being canned, censored or forgettable.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Their overpriced hotel (>$3000 per night) also predictably bombed, and they're paying former guests to try and figure out why.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220611001 ... ilure-why/

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