Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

It might have been Aurra Sing. It was during one of the scenes when characters were giving Han his pants, vest, gun, ship, beloved dice, and Wookiee.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You mean the sexy albino chick with the extra long fingers? Sad.

[Liar Revealed]

It might have been Aurra Sing.

Yeah, that sounds right. I actually know who that is; she appeared in The Phantom Menace very briefly.

[Guest]

Wouldn't it have been more impactful to have her be a foe Han dispatches in the movie rather than tell us she was killed offscreen by some random OC who will never appear again?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was just some random bit of world-building to get the soyboys talking.

[Guest]

Wouldn't it have been more impactful to have her be a foe Han dispatches in the movie rather than tell us she was killed offscreen by some random OC who will never appear again?

Modern Star Wars just does things to piss off the current fans for no good reason. Typical SJW behavior.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They're just punishing those racist "fans" for being so gatekeep-y, what with them expecting logic or consistency in their precious little setting.

[Rushy]

Ahh, but ultimately, we get to rewatch the oldies and they get to lose money.

[Guest]

I don't want to watch any old movie much less Stalwarts.
You can in fact retroactively ruin media. I can't look at the Original Testickle and not think about what a gay autismfest that scourge of a franchise has been for the past fifty years.

[Guest]

I felt the same way about Bond after The World Is Not Enough Skyfall. Who knew it could actually get worse.

Daisy's perfect ass makes Star Wars easier to swallow.