Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 15, 2022 12:29 pm

Monsieur Le Cuckold?

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Complicity » Wed Jun 15, 2022 12:48 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:03 am
So is this actually Benzaie in this porno? It's been so long since I've seen a Benzaie video that I've forgotten what he looked like.
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https://pornwild.com/videos/332823/deep ... ond-point/
In his French videos he has long hair like Spoony, but it may be a wig; he seems to play a character who's a vidya store clerk or something like that.
In other words his persona is Ian The NES Bottom of Pat The NES Cunt.
If the cuck in the video is indeed him and not a lookalike, i guess he wanted to pay homage to The Cinema Snob by dressing like him and becoming fatter for the prestigious role.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:14 pm

This seems to be him admitting to being in this porno. Timeline lines up too.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:16 pm

Well, he has always been too good for CA.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by RedLine » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:24 pm

In a one-time spot like this why would you want to be the guy that gets cucked by two other guys?
It isn't even a situation where his character pretends to be into it. His "wife" starts openly fucking two dudes while he just runs away and cries.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:36 pm

At least it isn't a role in the latest "Poor Little White Guy" entry.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:27 am

RedLine wrote:
Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:24 pm
In a one-time spot like this why would you want to be the guy that gets cucked by two other guys?
It isn't even a situation where his character pretends to be into it. His "wife" starts openly fucking two dudes while he just runs away and cries.
It sounds like he wrote the scene too, if I'm reading that Tweet right.
I suppose he didn't want to cross a line into becoming an actual porn performer for one reason or another.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:43 am

I was thinking about that. How are you in a porn movie but aren't the fucker, nor the fuckee?
The patrician choice would've been the pimp. Cuck is the bottom shelf choice.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 19, 2022 7:21 am

It's like some bimbo smoking weed, but not actually inhaling. They want the prestige of doing something "naughty" without fully committing.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:34 pm

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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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