Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:27 pm

Aidan Layne?
Is Bonnie Rotten based? She's got a lot of shout outs to Texas and retweets pro-gun stuff.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:55 pm

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Is Bonnie Rotten based?
No.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:37 pm

She's just a whore buying guns, which the Commiefornian government will promptly confiscate so the niggers can gangrape her when the Saint Fentanyl trial ends. On the bright side, that's probably one of her kinks anyway.

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Post by Guest » Tue May 04, 2021 5:39 am

I'm really disappointed in Penthouse. I flipped through an issue at the bookstore today and it's even tamer than Playboy now. There were maybe five topless pics in the entire thing, with most of the content making it look like a Maxim wannabe. I'm thunderstruck. When I was getting it back in the day you got three hardcore pictorials and a fully exposed centerfold in every issue, not to mention the porn ads in the back and whatever porn was sprinkled through the issue.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by mad bum » Tue May 04, 2021 7:47 am

Because that dirty jew Larry died. Jerk off to hentai like a normal person
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 04, 2021 10:35 am

How many articles of that Penthouse told you to check your privilege?
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue May 04, 2021 11:21 am

Guest wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 5:39 am
I'm really disappointed in Penthouse. I flipped through an issue at the bookstore today and it's even tamer than Playboy now. There were maybe five topless pics in the entire thing, with most of the content making it look like a Maxim wannabe. I'm thunderstruck. When I was getting it back in the day you got three hardcore pictorials and a fully exposed centerfold in every issue, not to mention the porn ads in the back and whatever porn was sprinkled through the issue.
You’re on the internet you retarded grandad.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Wed May 05, 2021 7:11 pm

I'm not saying Penthouse was some epic wank mag. It went to shit around 2002 when it started using well known pornstars as centerfolds. I'm merely lamenting the complete loss of sex humanity is seeing because of wokeness. The fucking puritan overseeing Playboy got rid of titties only to immediately bring them back attached to a fucking man.

Another peeve: dubbed porn. Holy shit, faggots, I want to hear the noises of the girl I'm pounding to. Try watching any euro vid from before 2010 and it's all dubbed in German for some goddamn reason, and they don't even leave the original noises in.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Wed May 05, 2021 9:53 pm

Sex is disgusting.
mad bum wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 7:47 am
Because that dirty jew Larry died. Jerk off to hentai like a normal person
Confusing Larry Flint with Bob Guccione.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Wed May 05, 2021 9:59 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 7:11 pm
I'm not saying Penthouse was some epic wank mag. It went to shit around 2002 when it started using well known pornstars as centerfolds. I'm merely lamenting the complete loss of sex humanity is seeing because of wokeness. The fucking puritan overseeing Playboy got rid of titties only to immediately bring them back attached to a fucking man.

Another peeve: dubbed porn. Holy shit, faggots, I want to hear the noises of the girl I'm pounding to. Try watching any euro vid from before 2010 and it's all dubbed in German for some goddamn reason, and they don't even leave the original noises in.
Have you considered suicide

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