Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:45 pm

But even in that case, the floor itself need to be soft, because there's no guarantee you won't fall and land your head between pieces of foam, on the hard floor.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:56 am

Multiple "NO JUMPING" signs would've helped, too.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:58 pm

Even those fluffy mats would've been enough. People pole vault into them.

Where has anyone ever seen those foam blocks? Amusement places that have deep pits filled with them. You can jump head first into those.
It's not unreasonable to see them and assume there's a good few layers to them.

They should have advised everyone of how deep that cushioning is. Simple as that.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:18 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Even those fluffy mats would've been enough. People pole vault into them.
I don't think the staff had enough combined testosterone to lift those mofos. Plus they don't look quirky enough.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:24 pm

Amazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
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Post by McGinnis » Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:29 pm

I smell lawsuit
Kugelfisch wrote:
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Amazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
Yeah but that wouldn't be diverse

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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:16 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:45 pm
But even in that case, the floor itself need to be soft, because there's no guarantee you won't fall and land your head between pieces of foam, on the hard floor.
That's exactly the issue. I've practiced plenty of falls on floor with only a thin, even mat across it. But it has to be even. Not only are there those hard bits of floor between the foam, but the foam pieces themselves are angular. Even if they are soft, they could strike in a vulnerable area and cause injury.

Supposing the foam pieces are so soft they could not possibly cause injury. Well, they could still redirect the fall so that the person falling is sent into the hard floor from an angle they didn't expect.

If you know how, you can roll or breakfall even on hard concrete. It's not comfortable, but possible. But what you can't do is prepare yourself for the blow you never saw coming. A hard surface you know how to handle can be easier than the "soft" one that hides a dangerous trap.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:47 pm

McGinnis wrote:
Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:29 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:24 pm
Amazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
Yeah but that wouldn't be diverse
These are the spastics that think a "safe space" in an office is a great idea. Adult day care all the way. They love to be babied. This is one of the few cases where it would've been the correct thing to do.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Oct 16, 2022 4:06 pm

Real.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 16, 2022 4:06 pm

A true man of his words.
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