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But even in that case, the floor itself need to be soft, because there's no guarantee you won't fall and land your head between pieces of foam, on the hard floor.
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Multiple "NO JUMPING" signs would've helped, too.
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Even those fluffy mats would've been enough. People pole vault into them.
Where has anyone ever seen those foam blocks? Amusement places that have deep pits filled with them. You can jump head first into those.
It's not unreasonable to see them and assume there's a good few layers to them.
They should have advised everyone of how deep that cushioning is. Simple as that.
Where has anyone ever seen those foam blocks? Amusement places that have deep pits filled with them. You can jump head first into those.
It's not unreasonable to see them and assume there's a good few layers to them.
They should have advised everyone of how deep that cushioning is. Simple as that.
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I don't think the staff had enough combined testosterone to lift those mofos. Plus they don't look quirky enough.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:58 pmEven those fluffy mats would've been enough. People pole vault into them.
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Amazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
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I smell lawsuit
Yeah but that wouldn't be diverseKugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:24 pmAmazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
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That's exactly the issue. I've practiced plenty of falls on floor with only a thin, even mat across it. But it has to be even. Not only are there those hard bits of floor between the foam, but the foam pieces themselves are angular. Even if they are soft, they could strike in a vulnerable area and cause injury.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:45 pmBut even in that case, the floor itself need to be soft, because there's no guarantee you won't fall and land your head between pieces of foam, on the hard floor.
Supposing the foam pieces are so soft they could not possibly cause injury. Well, they could still redirect the fall so that the person falling is sent into the hard floor from an angle they didn't expect.
If you know how, you can roll or breakfall even on hard concrete. It's not comfortable, but possible. But what you can't do is prepare yourself for the blow you never saw coming. A hard surface you know how to handle can be easier than the "soft" one that hides a dangerous trap.
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These are the spastics that think a "safe space" in an office is a great idea. Adult day care all the way. They love to be babied. This is one of the few cases where it would've been the correct thing to do.McGinnis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:29 pmYeah but that wouldn't be diverseKugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:24 pmAmazon could afford at least a few competent people to run a retard convention filled with retards to an adequate level of retard proofing.
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