Movie Thread

[Guest]

Ygritte might actually make a pretty good Red Sonja. Doesn't quite have the endowment and the chin's like a hunk of granite. But hey, it's better than nothing

Knowing Hollywood, it'll probably be Donkey Kong Leslie Jones

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hyperboreans were black, after all.

[Guest]

Daisy Ridley or Brie Larson would work.

[CuckTurdginson]

Daisy’s going to be the one who gets her career killed by Star Wars - there’s always one. Unless Boyega falls apart soon (he just won a Golden Globe) - I’d bet on her.

Speaking of which - I finally watched Shattered Glass and fucking Hayden Christensen is pretty good in it - great, even. I always heard he was good in that movie and I think I just never bought into it.

A Red Sonja remake is such an awful idea, tbh. I don’t know who I hate enough to suggest. ScarJo might be able to make that material passable, I mean she said yes to fucking live action Ghost in the Shell.

[Kugelfisch]

Hayden stopped acting, didn't he?

[CuckTurdginson]

No one will hire him, really. Star Wars fucked him worse than Fisher or Hamill - who both got boned something fierce.
He plays his role in Shattered Glass like a handsome dude who’s hiding some damage and who you can’t completely trust - sort of like what Robert Pattinson perfected with shit like Good Time and The Lighthouse. I don’t know if it sold me that he’s some slept on talent, but he’s good enough in it to where I was left curious wondering what he’d do with another role like that.

[Guest]

Daisy’s going to be the one who gets her career killed by Star Wars - there’s always one. Unless Boyega falls apart soon (he just won a Golden Globe) - I’d bet on her.

Daisy only has a career because of Star Wars. She was almost in her mid-twenties when she got cast, and her biggest role before that was playing a naked corpse with no lines. She's been in a few big-budget movies now, and if she wasn't such a stupid cow who let herself get addicted to cocaine she would have had a nice nest egg to fall back on when the work and her ovaries start drying up. I look forward to her "leaked" nudes in five years, then the eventual OnlyFans.

Hayden's okay but kind of wooden. If George Luca$ hadn't come along he would probably would have become a minor Cucknadian tv actor, appearing in shit like Murdoch Mysteries. Nobody would know who he is, and he wouldn't have the memories of those three years when he was one of the most well-known people on the planet.

Fuck Boyega. He'll coast along until the "Black Renaissance" crashes and burns, probably with the economy when hyperinflation kicks in, then he'll disappear until he gets desperate enough to start accepting checks from Star Wars conventions.

[CuckTurdginson]

There are actors from the "Black Renaissance" that I think will probably continue doing well after it ends, Boyega's on the lower rung tho.

Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver are gonna do just fine. They, and Harrison Ford are probably the best three actors attached to that series - and Driver has already been singled out as the Ewan McGregor equivalent of the sequels.

Christensen - I feel the same way about him, at least now, that I do about like, Ben Affleck. He needs people that will know how to use him, and that's probably not going to happen.

[veris leta facies]

Daisy Ridley or Brie Larson would work.

Those two should recreate the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem for a Dream so some of our guests could die happy.

[Moe Bitches]

I'm hoping for the die part.