Non-cape tv show

[Guest]

If it's a CG it'll just be wank-shit like the recent movies. Ada Wong was hot as fook in CG form.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Implying they won't balloon her up into Rose Tico.

[Guest]

Depends if the Japs are doing it or white folk. Japs will give her giant knockers. Whitey'll make her look like a boy.

[Guest]

It's live action. Expect trannies, landwhales and sheboons.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nice, then they can have Ada Wong be played by Rose Tico herself.

[Old Black Man]

Yep, can’t wait to see Netflix take a big ol steaming dump on one of my all time favorite series.

Apparently it’s the same company who produced/distributed the shitty Paul Anderson films, so it’ll be more of that shit tier action garbage but with a healthy dose of Wokeflix politics. Can’t have all those boring generic cishet whitesthat were designed by Japanese people in the first place

Alice is hands down the worst case of OCplzdntsteal from any franchise. Those movies already play out like bad fanfic. Alice goes on an adventure with existing characters, gains new fuck off super powers, and does cool shit. Rinse, repeat. What pisses me off is that I meet normies who think that’s what the games are like, at least the ones that matter.

[Guest]

Yep, can’t wait to see Netflix take a big ol steaming dump on one of my all time favorite series.

Apparently it’s the same company who produced/distributed the shitty Paul Anderson films, so it’ll be more of that shit tier action garbage but with a healthy dose of Wokeflix politics. Can’t have all those boring generic cishet whitesthat were designed by Japanese people in the first place

Alice is hands down the worst case of OCplzdntsteal from any franchise. Those movies already play out like bad fanfic. Alice goes on an adventure with existing characters, gains new fuck off super powers, and does cool shit. Rinse, repeat. What pisses me off is that I meet normies who think that’s what the games are like, at least the ones that matter.

If it's Alice: The Series with a poor man's Milla Jovovich, I'm going to laugh my arse off.

[Old Black Man]

Yep, can’t wait to see Netflix take a big ol steaming dump on one of my all time favorite series.

Apparently it’s the same company who produced/distributed the shitty Paul Anderson films, so it’ll be more of that shit tier action garbage but with a healthy dose of Wokeflix politics. Can’t have all those boring generic cishet whitesthat were designed by Japanese people in the first place

Alice is hands down the worst case of OCplzdntsteal from any franchise. Those movies already play out like bad fanfic. Alice goes on an adventure with existing characters, gains new fuck off super powers, and does cool shit. Rinse, repeat. What pisses me off is that I meet normies who think that’s what the games are like, at least the ones that matter.

If it's Alice: The Series with a poor man's Milla Jovovich, I'm going to laugh my arse off.

I would not be surprised if that were the case. She’ll be a POC though.

[Guest]

Definitely a black Alice. Possibly lesbian. Umbrella Corp will be like the border patrol stopping poor minorities from escaping from the zombies, who will all be white. One zombie prominently displayed throughout the series will have a red hat with white writing that looks like a MAGA hat but isn't, so shitlibs can act like conservatives are crazy or triggered for pointing out the extremely obvious message.

[Guest]

It'll be one of those ethnically ambiguous brown girls like Chloe Bennett. She'll definitely have a black lover though.