Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or he'll be portrayed as Putin, growing his mighty kingdom through invasions.

[CuckTurdginson]

A resemblance to Putin or Xi could be entertaining. Orange Man bad would be horribly tiresome. Like when the 2019 Joker turned Thomas Wayne into Orange Man bad.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>resemblance to Xi

Yeah, I'm sure that's ever gonna happen

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm right to say it would *work* and make him a better villain tho.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It has come to my attention that Gwenpool (why does every Marvel character named "Gwen" turn into a lazy gender-swap ripoff capeshitter?), in Marvel's endless quest for more diversity, as come out as Marvel's first ever openly aromantic asexual character.


Since she of course has also ripped off Deadpool's superpower of knowing she's a comic book character, she of course unironically calls herself Marvel's aro-ace icon (after being aro-ace for like an issue), just in case you're not clapping hard enough.

You thought you were getting whacky gonzo adventures with Gwenpool? Too fucking bad, you're stuck with panels about her whining about how she can't into kisses.

[RedLine]

Ace is a very real and legitimate sexuality, bigot. Back to sensitivity training for you.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I don't believe in asexuality. If you're not having sex with another person, masturbation is still a sexual act indicative of a sex drive. If you're aroused by anything, even anime shit, you're not asexual. I guess asexuality is possible, but it has to be extremely rare.

I used to post on a hyper-liberal music forum about fifteen years ago and it was hip for young people to declare themselves as "asexual". There was a whole thread about it and I even asked, earnestly trying to understand, if they masturbate and I don't recall anyone answering. A lot of those same dorks became "trans" a few years later.

[ebin namefag]

If you're aroused by anything, even anime shit

You know your audience well.

[RedLine]

If you're aroused by anything

Good for you not having massive impotence though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't believe in asexuality. If you're not having sex with another person, masturbation is still a sexual act indicative of a sex drive. If you're aroused by anything, even anime shit, you're not asexual. I guess asexuality is possible, but it has to be extremely rare.

Maybe if you're in certain parts of the spectrum you might be retarded enough to be actually ace, but the autists that become (in)famous tend to be horny af.
Come to think of it, "horny af" is what most of this queershit boils down to, which makes being ace look even more fake than it actually is.

In the end, this is just a label for incels in denial who may or may not like using it as an excuse for inane tweets where they RP as an android or something (like CA's ace vampire being all "You hew-mons are sexually attracted to me. I can not comprehend what that means.")