Release the Garbage Cut

[Cuckara]

>"a funny thing happened"
>laugh track
I'm forever puzzled by network sitcoms. Those jokes were as cliche as it gets, but this shit apparently lasted for 9 seasons, so people ate it up for several years. Why? Is it the laugh track? Have normies been conditioned into laughing whenever they hear laughter?

Kevin James needs to kill himself, then for the first time ever he may do something that actually makes me laugh.

Guest BTFO.

[CuckTurdginson]

But he played a nazi in his latest movie Pac Nigguh.

[Kugelfisch]

But he played a nazi in his latest movie Pac Nigguh.

It's okay.

[Guest]

He just wants his key!

(Not the final scene, btw. A pony speaker must have come up with that title.)

[CuckTurdginson]

Movie looks like shit, tho - tbh

[Guest]

Just watch a death megacut on YouTube. The little girl murders the fuck out of dudes, but the movie is pretty generic in between kills.

[Cuckara]

Well, #ReleaseTheAyerCut is trending on twitter.

[Kugelfisch]

Who is that and what movie? I don't know movies.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Who is that and what movie? I don't know movies.

I had to look it up. It's that shitty Suicide Squad movie that no variation of "cut" could ever make good.

[Kugelfisch]

I was afraid that would be the answer. Give the people what they want, I say! The morons that thought it would be good the first time around are all too deserving to get disappointed a second time.