Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Kugelfisch]

It's no bullshit theory of me either. He made it abundantly clear in old interviews that it'd be the only thing that would get him back.
No idea why. He wasn't typecast all that badly, also being Indiana Jones and all.

[Liar Revealed]

Tim Burton's Batman movies get by on a lot nostalgia that people my age feel for them, but there are some good things:

My family and I rewatched them in 4K these last couple weeks and enjoyed them immensely. I don't think it's just nostalgia. Burton at the time knew how to hit just the right balance of "dark" and goofy fun. Ever since then, they either went too goofy (Schumacher) or too dark and dour (Nolan and everyone else).

These are my favorite Batman movies. They are the ones I like to come back and rewatch every few years.
The Adam West one is OK I guess, but the lack of Julie Newmar hurts it a lot.

[CuckTurdginson]

Burtons Batmans - like the theatrical cut of A New Hope - was lightning in a bottle. Doesn’t feel like capeshit, casting was perfect - and Burton made them in his prime.

[Lindsay's Liver]

OMG, I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

(I didn't know where to put this, but it's a comic! Also, My Little Ponys are basically superhero ponys. That's what I'm going with.)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>giving your pony OC dreadlocks just so you know it's a black pony
>making your pony OC dark brown like a human of color instead of actually black
>thinking your pony OC with vitiligo qualifies her as disabled even though vitiligo is a purely cosmetic pigmenation issue
>thinking your pony OC has vitiligo even though she's just a basic-bitch skewbald (which is caused by leucism instead of vitiligo, which is even less special)
>having your pony OC's skewbald pattern extend to her unicorn horn, which would only make sense if the horn was covered in skin
>thinking MLP ponies care about one of them being "black" even though you're hard-pressed to find more than two ponies with the same pigmentation anyways
>thinking your skewbald pony OC is special just because Hasbro has been too greedy to make pony toy bodies out of anything but a single lump of plastic
>having your pony OC obsess over sleepovers with fellow pony girls like a transman trice her age

Really the only reason she would have to be self-conscious about her pattern is because bitchy ponies call her a cow. Do cows even exist in MLP?
I would say this is some SJW pony OC that somehow made it into an official comic, but I don't think vitiligo alone would be enough for modern SJW art. You also have to make her fat and strap her hind legs onto a wheelchair. Also she needs to be a transboy, so better put some masectomy scars wherever you think horses would have them.

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think she has even the most basic grasp on how breeds work with farmland animals.
>multi-coloured horses have vitilgo
She likely also thinks that white horses are albinos.

[CuckTurdginson]

The Marvels trailer is out and it looks…not great.
I don’t even really get what the plot is supposed to be, they’re all like time spliced so apparently they team up?

[Dehbashi]

It makes sense that they changed Kebab Khan's powers now. Just so that she can keep switching with the other 2 cunts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So it's like a Warriors-Orochi-style action RPG team combat where only one character is active at the same time?
Could also be a lame rip-off of Ultraman Taiga.

It makes sense that they changed Kebab Khan's powers now. Just so that she can keep switching with the other 2 cunts.

It's not like her 3DPD powers ever had anything to do with her OG comic version.

[CuckTurdginson]

Only thing I can gather is the Kree are probably the villains again, which has happened…twice now.