and be as stacked as two tic-tacs on an ironing boardVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:35 amAnd she will actually be black. And have "desexualized" costume, no doubt.
Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
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fuck youGuest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 11:32 pmanyone watching the new spider-man movie?
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No, but I heard Toby and Andrew are in it since the movie's just a nostalgia bait stepping stone to help elevate Spider-Twink.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 11:32 pmanyone watching the new spider-man movie?
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I can't wait to watch Has-Been Spoderman #1 and Has-Been Spider-Man#2 sharing 5 minutes of screen time with Future Has-Been Spoderman #3 for those sweet rememberries. Ill probably crie every tiem that happens.
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I streamed the camrip. It's predictable, plothole-ridden, nostalgia-wanking shit.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 11:32 pmanyone watching the new spider-man movie?
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- Holland begs Strange to make everyone forget he's Spider-Twink following from the ending of FFH after Mysterio exposed his identity.
- Strange says no.
- Holland beats up Strange.
- Strange complies.
- Strange's Asian assistant warns him not to use the forget-me spell, but he ignores him.
- OOPSIE DOOPSEY! Something goes wrong, and multiverse shenanigans ensue.
- Raimi Goblin + Raimi Ock show up to kick Holland's ass.
- Webb Lizard + a version of Webb Electro show up to kick Holland's ass.
- Zendaya shows up to show off how much taller she is than Holland.
- Holland's unfunny fatfuck Asian friend shows up to show how he continues to be unfunny.
- Horrendous levels of CGI everywhere.
- Holland miraculously gets the old movie series villains to settle down after talking with Raimi Ock.
- Most of Raimi Ock's dialogue consists of harnessing the power of the sun, because "MEMBER SPIDER-MAN 2? I MEMBER!!"
- Holland wants the bad guys to become good guys by injecting a good guy serum into them.
- Raimi Goblin doesn't want that, so he kicks Peter's ass & kills Hot May.
- Before she dies, Hot May spews "muh responsibility" one-liner.
- Holland goes full emo & wants to kill Raimi Goblin.
- Zendaya & Fatfuck search for him.
- Somehow, Fatfuck knows how to use Strange's ring without any training in order to create portals.
- Pulls Andrew Garfield & Tobey Maguire (the latter looking old as shit) through portals.
- Tobey is even more bastardized than he was in SM3.
- They find Holland. They recruit him to produce more good guy serum to face the bad guys.
- Tobey starts reminiscing why his movies were better than any of the MCU Spider-Twink movies.
- Weird, gay ass shit starts happening between Tobey & Andrew.
- The 3 Spideys face off against the bad guys at bastardized Statue of Liberty for climax.
- Tobey defeats Sandman, Andrew defeats Lizard.
- Webb Electro shows up & starts wrecking their shit.
- Raimi Ock shows up and backstabs Webb Electro, as the former was a secret good guy all along.
- As Webb Electro is defeated, he wishes for a black Spider-Man to exist in another universe. This was the most bizarre line delivery in the entire film. No one is interested in Miles Morales. Just fucking quit it, Hollywood.
- Raimi Goblin shows up and starts fighting Holland, but Holland beats the shit out of him.
- Holland prepares to kill Raimi Goblin with his glider, but Tobey stops him.
- Raimi Goblin stabs Tobey, but the latter shrugs it off.
- Holland turns Raimi Goblin into a good guy.
- The universe begins to tear apart. Strange shows up to make Holland finalize his forget-me wish. Holland complies.
- Tobey, Andrew, and their respective movie villains are whisked back to their dead continuities.
- The spell works, and everyone, including the Avengers, has forgotten about Holland. Hot May is still dead.
- Zendaya ends up in an implied relationship with Fatfuck, cementing Holland as a certified cuck.
- Holland crafts his own suit with Stark tech to become his own Spider-Twink on his own terms.
- Post Credits: Eddie from the Venom movies shows up just to leave a remnant of the symbiote behind in the MCU timeline as he's whisked off back to his universe.
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I heard from angry joe, Critikal, and brad jones like it, its not like they have shit taste in nearly everything they likeLe Redditeur wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:03 amI can't wait to watch Has-Been Spoderman #1 and Has-Been Spider-Man#2 sharing 5 minutes of screen time with Future Has-Been Spoderman #3 for those sweet rememberries. Ill probably crie every tiem that happens.
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It's the ultimate normiecore soy experience, like every MCU film ever.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:32 amI heard from angry joe, Critikal, and brad jones like it, its not like they have shit taste in nearly everything they likeLe Redditeur wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:03 amI can't wait to watch Has-Been Spoderman #1 and Has-Been Spider-Man#2 sharing 5 minutes of screen time with Future Has-Been Spoderman #3 for those sweet rememberries. Ill probably crie every tiem that happens.
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Yeah, I think I'll stick with tokushit crossovers.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 12:03 amI can't wait to watch Has-Been Spoderman #1 and Has-Been Spider-Man#2 sharing 5 minutes of screen time with Future Has-Been Spoderman #3 for those sweet rememberries. Ill probably crie every tiem that happens.
Whenever Poochie Miles Morales isn't on screen, the other characters have to ask "Where is Miles? I wish Miles would exist."As Webb Electro is defeated, he wishes for a black Spider-Man to exist in another universe. This was the most bizarre line delivery in the entire film. No one is interested in Miles Morales. Just fucking quit it, Hollywood.
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