Why learn martial arts if you're usually carrying around a remote control that makes all your problems go away with the press of a button?Guest wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:21 amMakes sense though. Why would a bunch of space socialists know how to fight? Combat arts are toxic masculinity.
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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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I would argue TOS fight scenes are fine. The characters aren't supposed to be kung fu killers. It's typical hollywood bar brawl stuff and it's fine for what it is. Shatner at least always gives 100% in the fight scenes. People go flying everywhere and punches look like they hurt. It's corny as hell but it's better than the nothing that we got in TNG and DS9.
I mean, not every show can be Babylon 5 with space elves using quarterstaves.
I mean, not every show can be Babylon 5 with space elves using quarterstaves.
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Why?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Picard is an old man. It's fine he doesn't fight. It's not fine that Worf gets bodied every episode and the choreography for fight scenes in TNG is shit. "Conspiracy" is another good showcase episode for how bad the choreography is.
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I have it on good authority that double hammerfists slowly applied to the opponent's back is the deadliest of all moves.
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Shatters spines better than Bane's knee.
Because Picard is French, and guestposters are racist?
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He doesGuest wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:02 pmI feel like Picard should know how to fence.
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Fencing's not French though. Neither is Picard, really, but that's a separate argumentVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:40 pmBecause Picard is French, and guestposters are racist?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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