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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:28 pm

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Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:48 pm
Sounds like a plausible theory actually. They've been trying to make a Roger Rabbit sequel for ages, but couldn't get it done because Disney doesn't fully own the character. Guess a cameo was all they could get so they just used the plot for another dead IP at random.
I doubt rights were the issue, because Touchstone who made the first movie is owned by Disney and from what I remember, they actually bought the rights in the 80s for themselves.
However, I also get the vibes it's shitcanned Roger Rabbit sequel idea turned into this.
My guess why they did this is Roger Rabbit would require much more effort and real star power, here they just slap CG and shit drawings and can call it a day.
I don't know what they were thinking, it just looks bad. Souless shit cashgrab is a given, because Disney, but it's so calculated you can see fucking excel with suits making this movie. I guess they wanted to make shit movie like this, because Player One and other gay shit is all the rage now, as well as MUH REFERENCES!!!
Voice acting is just fucking awful and something straight from channel awesome autism team. Everything in it just looks off and bad, even animation. I don't get who had bright idea to make look Dale look like he's from 1940s and rest in more recent style. It looks flat. Maybe someone had boner for RR prototype, where it was about detective agency and more 40-50s setting? Or maybe they are making him indiana jones rip off.
It will be shit, obviously, but it still somehow depresses me when I look at it.

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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by Ihatebradjones » Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:48 pm

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I doubt rights were the issue, because Touchstone who made the first movie is owned by Disney and from what I remember, they actually bought the rights in the 80s for themselves.
However, I also get the vibes it's shitcanned Roger Rabbit sequel idea turned into this.
Spielberg was one of the producers on Roger Rabbit and owns parts of the rights to him. He became increasingly picky in regards to what Roger could appear in and they had to stop making those cartoon shorts cause he stopped signing off on them. That is why Disney created the knockoff character Bonkers, so they would have something that served the same purpose but fully owned.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:08 pm

Part of me wants the professor from the cartoon as the villain, except he's played by a meatbag because that's extra stupid.
Then again the people making this have probably never seen the cartoon.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by Newhalf » Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:03 am

The villain should be Dr Robotnik because only slapping on something from the Sonic IP can make this any more autistic.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:07 pm



So basically Arthur ended recently and...Francine looks like a dyke. :evil:

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Apologies for double posting, but this had to be shared.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 24, 2022 8:17 am

That's a fairly *white*-looking live-action production for Current Year.
Unless you count the tanned brother.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:13 pm

People weren't lying when they said there's like three shows going on at once. This is a bastardized version of Wizards of Waverly Place and (somehow) Out of Jimmy's Head with the Fairly Odd Parents sprinkled in, but really if you take away the cartoon but kept the magic element, it'll just be the first show.

It just keeps getting lower and lower. First off, you have a popular show that looking back, fell off before they added those other characters and even before the Channel Chasers movie, then after that, a good majority of characters are never seen again of having non speaking roles in favor of these forgettable/generic new characters like the baby, the dog and the girl. Not to mention a trap most long running cartoons fall into, and that's an animation downgrade as well as the writing.

Next, you have the godawful live action movies that are made even worse because:
1) Drake Bell
2) gives the middle finger to Channel Chasers and Drake Bell never accepts the fact that he needs to be responsible
3) the third movie where Drake Bell (a human) permanently turns into a fairly and is forever a slave

And you have this, which is most certainly a new low.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:56 pm

It also looks like a painfully by-the-numbers kiddie sitcom that would've been considered stale and lame 20 years ago.
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Re: "Cartoons"

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 24, 2022 5:31 pm

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Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:07 pm


So basically Arthur ended recently and...Francine looks like a dyke. :evil:
>Arthur became a delusional soyboy
>Buster's a school teacher and, therefore, a potential child molester
>Francine's a dyke & aged the worst out of everyone else
>Muffy's trying to break the glass ceiling
>D.W. became a cop in a world where George Floyd is canon
>Binky works for a left-leaning news network
>George became a wage slave
>Brain is nowhere to be found (gee, I wonder if it has to do with the Left's eternal disdain for his former voice actor who went on to become a successful political commentator)
>the fates of the characters' parents, Kate, the Tibbles, Fern, Sue Ellen, Prunella, the bullies, the janitor, the principal, and every other tertiary character is unknown
>the lunch lady likely succumbed to the relapse of her cancer
>Pal's probably dead by now
>Mr. Ratburn died from AIDS


What a poetic way to end this butchered cartoon. :roll:
And goddammit, the animation is still terrible post '00s.

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