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He was moderately successful decades ago, when he made Clerks.
It has been all downhill since then, and now he's just a washed up, miserable clown who thinks that the sentence "Batman wears a mask" is a factual, witty comeback.

I don't care for Smith but he has tons of money, a wife, a daughter, is regularly sexually active, gets to play with DC, Marvel and now Mattel's toys and is the go-to guy for when the media needs a 'nerd''. He also doesn't go on about exterminating the wasteland ghouls because they bullied him in school. So my claim that he's considerably more successful than Blob, and less sociopathic, was entirely accurate.
He also managed to successfully lose weight, whereas Blob will die of diabetes related health complications

Smith is on video saying He-Man sucks years ago. Agree that he was too old to have been into it as a kid. Now he pretends like he was a life-long fan. I can see why people are bothered by that in addition to the woke bait-and-switch he tried to pull.

If you know Kevin Smith's work from comics, he does stuff like this. He's claimed to be a big fan of Batman, Daredevil, Spider-Man and many others and yet when DC and Marvel let him write those characters he basically just took a big shit all over them. It really is a good thing that he's a lazy sack of shit and couldn't be bothered to finish half the stories that he wrote, otherwise he'd be a lot more destructive than he was

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I don't care for Smith but he has a wife, a daughter, is regularly sexually active

So he's worse than Bob. Got it.
Thanks for reminding me this twee exists.

If you know Kevin Smith's work from comics, he does stuff like this. He's claimed to be a big fan of Batman, Daredevil, Spider-Man and many others and yet when DC and Marvel let him write those characters he basically just took a big shit all over them. It really is a good thing that he's a lazy sack of shit and couldn't be bothered to finish half the stories that he wrote, otherwise he'd be a lot more destructive than he was

Kevin Smith can't destroy comics because they're already irradiated.

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So he's worse than Bob. Got it.

Depends on your perspective, I guess

Kevin Smith can't destroy comics because they're already irradiated.

Keep in mind that he was writing them twenty years ago. Granted, the stuff he wrote looks like Shakespeare compared to the trash they put out today

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Batman's mouth is exposed so he can kiss guys.

And Robin only wears a domino mask because a cowl would make it harder for him to open his jaws wide enough to accept the Bat Dick.

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Kevin Smith can't destroy comics because they're already irradiated.

Keep in mind that he was writing them twenty years ago.

>comics weren't shit 20 years ago

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

True. Scott Pilgrim started in 2004.

[Guest]

>comics weren't shit 20 years ago

Compared to now, those 2000s comics were masterpieces. Most of them were well drawn by people who could draw and not by fucking Tumblrtards. They hadn't yet completely driven out all the talent from the industry

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Marvel & DC being greedy as fuck drove the talent out of the industry. The new woke writers were hired because they're cheap.

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Marvel & DC being greedy as fuck drove the talent out of the industry.

Did I suggest different?

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Yeah, you implied the woketards drove the talent out of the industry.